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But
first, a premise:
never cared about any particular franchise, I just used to rent whatever looked
a fun game at a blockbuster near my
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the Sonic franchise as I had never owned a Sega console.
think it might have been called Sonic Heroes. Also the fact that in the back of
the cover there was a white bat with a remarkable cleavage did not influence my
decision of renting the game because
Nothing
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But
now that
A way to trick you into entering the horrifying world of Sonic!
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I
I saw the cover of ''that game ''I decided
to buy it. I remembered having fun with
a game from the same franchise and this one
"Sonic the Hedgehog". I saw the pictures
and the description on the back of the cover and it looked like an amazing
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its games must have been at least good if not exceptional. Thinking back there must have been something
else that made me desire that game so much, maybe it was a subliminal message
designed to enthrall simpler minds. No, that
smart gamer! A subliminal message
something
game and is probably still there, Lurking, hiding, waiting for its next
unwitting prey.
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an interminably long loading screen I was in the game. I was playing as Sonic,
and following me was Tails (I know the names because I did a lot of research on
Deaviantart.com. You
sight of which, by the way left me
completely unaffected). I was in the town I saw in those ten seconds of
cutscene. I could feel there was something
a bit
some guys with a ridiculous looking uniform blocked the way.
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He
told me something I
Another
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I
then had to do some sort of mission where I had to run through rings. The mission would have been relatively
easy if the developers
rotate 180 degrees at the most inconvenient times. I thought it was an original
idea to add more difficulty to an otherwise easy minigame. And
Loading
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I
started to wonder about the utility of those loading screens. Surely you
need to reload the whole city every single time something happened. No sane
developer would publish a game with these load times I thought. Then why? What
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one, massive, beach.
That's
when it all started. It was so sudden,
there were glitches everywhere. Sonic would just ignore the laws of
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And
the
people! When they talked they moved the their mouth and gesticulated like a
normal person would, they were trying to speak, to scream, to warn you to turn
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The
next level
was no sea. I will not describe it because I would just repeat myself.
rather get to what happened after that level.
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but then I understood the meaning behind his looks; this was clearly the work
of an evil genius. His form mocked you by reflecting your looks and your
flaws and the color of his
just the manifestation of all the boredom, the depression and the lack of care
that the game exuded .
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avoided them all. I Kept running in circles around- him trying to find an
opening, I lunged at him with a homing attack but he blocked it effortlessly.
Before throwing
three words which are still seared in my mind, three words which I keep hearing
in my nightmares : "
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