TF2: The Golden Pan Hack: Difference between revisions

After waiting for 666 seconds i finally found a match and when i went into it it was still on 666Fort. I loaded into the game and went to pick my favourite class, Demoman, but i noticed his right eye was super realistic like it was a real eye and his left eye had no eyepatch and was leaking blood. I also noticed all the class' numbers were 666 and the Demoman's name wasn't Demoman but it was Deadoman. I checked the other classes and they all had blood coming out of their eyes and the Scout had realistic ears too. I tried to hit esc but the game just laughed at me and i couldn't quit the game. Having nothing left to do but play the game i selected Demoman and a very loud and scary laugh played as i was spawned in. When i did, some text came up that looked like it was dripping blood and it said "Make them all not live" and then i got scared and peed a little but it was okay because i was on the toilet. I tried to move but all my controls were reversed but when i finally did manage to maneuver out of spawn, a Spy backstabbed me and my Demoman let out a hyper-realistic scream like he was actually in real pain. Then i noticed my respawn time was 666 seconds and didn't go down, but then i respawned anyway a few seconds later. When i did,walked aback bunchout of picturesspawn, i witnessed horrifying events of the TF2 characters dying in horrifying ways like burning, being shot, bleeding to death, being blown up, and being bludgeoned with a cooking instrument kept flashing onto my screen and it made me puke, but that was okay too because i puked into the sink. I realized i had to stop this so i pulled out my computer cord and threw my computer out the window. It landed on my neighbor's car and i felt a little bad but i knew it was for the greater good. I was finally safe.