THEERY ADLIBZ

Okay, well you know that show (show name)? Well guess what, it is EVIL! Here is proof:

Once upon a time, there was a (gender) named (main character from show) And he had this friend named (char. who is friends with main char.) Well guess what, he was captured by this (gender) named (villain of the show). (char. who is friends with main char.) was (verb), and (main character) was traumatized. In order to deal with this (adjective) event, (main character) invented a fantasy world where (main premise of show)

SEE? IT'S EVIL!