THE DEAD SKELETON

ONE TIME THER WUZ A GUY BY TEH NAME OF DICK FAGGOTSON. DIS MAN WAS A CREEPY OLD GOOSE AND HE SPOOKED ALL THE KIDZ. HE IZ BESTIES WIT PATRIXXX AND DEY GO N SCARR PEEPS. SO WUN DAY DICK DECIDED TO PISS ON SHIT. BUT DEN HE POOPED SO DEN HE DIED OF SHITTING BRIX. DEN PATRIXXX COMES ALONG 'N HE'S SAD DAT HIS FRIEND IS DED. SO DEN DICK FAGGOTSON CAME BAK AS A SKELETON 'N HE POPPED OUT OF A CLOSET. TEH END

P.S: MY NAME IZ DICK FAGGOTSON AND I HAVN'T POPPED OUT OF A CLOSET YET. REMEMBER TO NOT OPEN UR CLOSET 4 A WHILE.