<p dir="ltr" style="line-height:1.15;margin-top:0pt;margin-bottom:0pt;"><span style="font-size:15px;font-family:Arial;color:#000000;font-weight:normal;font-variant:normal;text-decoration:none;vertical-align:baseline;white-space:pre-wrap;">In Wyoming, there is a town that is only for old people. They call it "Oldie Land". Oldie Land is for the people that are 60 years old and under. All the old people in Wyoming go there to die, like most old people go to die in Florida. Anyway, a grandmother named Nancy had only one child and one grandson, she lived alone because her husband Steve died after a bus crash with a clown car and when the cars crashed Steve sailed through the windshield and he blew up on the road from the force. Nancy was sad about it but she got over it. </span></p>▼
One day her Daughter and her son came over to Oldie Land to visit her and have dinner there. "Mama! We're here!" said her daughter named Jolene. and the doggy
"I'm coming Jolene, hold yo' self!" (The reason why Nancy said that is because she wants to be hip)poison
▲<p dir="ltr" style="line-height:1.15;margin-top:0pt;margin-bottom:0pt;"><span style="font-size:15px;font-family:Arial;color:#000000;font-weight:normal;font-variant:normal;text-decoration:none;vertical-align:baseline;white-space:pre-wrap;">In Wyoming, there is a town that is only for old people. They call it "Oldie Land". Oldie Land is for the people that are 60 years old and under. All the old people in Wyoming go there to die, like most old people go to die in Florida. Anyway, a grandmother named Nancy had only one child and one grandson, she lived alone because her husband Steve died after a bus crash with a clown car and when the cars crashed Steve sailed through the windshield and he blew up on the road from the force. Nancy was sad about it but she got over it. </span></p>
Nancy opened the door and said "Come on in you crazy clefs! I made us a fantastic dinner. " She said.
<p dir="ltr" style="line-height:1.575;margin-top:4pt;margin-bottom:6pt;"><span style="font-size:15px;font-family:Arial;color:#000000;font-weight:normal;font-variant:normal;text-decoration:none;vertical-align:baseline;white-space:pre-wrap;">One day her Daughter and her son came over to Oldie Land to visit her and have dinner there. "Mama! We're here!" said her daughter named Jolene. and the doggy</span></p>
<p dir="ltr" style="line-height:1.575;margin-top:11pt;margin-bottom:11pt;"><span style="font-size:15px;font-family:Arial;color:#000000;font-weight:normal;font-variant:normal;text-decoration:none;vertical-align:baseline;white-space:pre-wrap;">They talked and they talked about Steve. Jolene and her son, Billy Bob started to cry because they missed him, but Nancy said "That fat pile of muck is dead! Get it over with it, you!" </span></p>▼<p dir="ltr" style="line-height:1.575;margin-top:11pt;margin-bottom:11pt;"><span style="font-size:15px;font-family:Arial;color:#000000;font-weight:normal;font-variant:normal;text-decoration:none;vertical-align:baseline;white-space:pre-wrap;">"I'm coming Jolene, hold yo' self!" (The reason why Nancy said that is because she wants to be hip)poison</span></p>
"Grandma, that's not nice!" said Billy Bob
<p dir="ltr" style="line-height:1.575;margin-top:11pt;margin-bottom:11pt;"><span style="font-size:15px;font-family:Arial;color:#000000;font-weight:normal;font-variant:normal;text-decoration:none;vertical-align:baseline;white-space:pre-wrap;">Nancy opened the door and said "Come on in you crazy clefs! I made us a fantastic dinner. " She said.</span></p>
"Shut up." Said Nancy. and then she cried
▲<p dir="ltr" style="line-height:1.575;margin-top:11pt;margin-bottom:11pt;"><span style="font-size:15px;font-family:Arial;color:#000000;font-weight:normal;font-variant:normal;text-decoration:none;vertical-align:baseline;white-space:pre-wrap;">They talked and they talked about Steve. Jolene and her son, Billy Bob started to cry because they missed him, but Nancy said "That fat pile of muck is dead! Get it over with it, you!" </span></p>
Nancy then walked to the kitchen and cooked dinner. After an hour and a half it was ready.
<p dir="ltr" style="line-height:1.575;margin-top:11pt;margin-bottom:11pt;"><span style="font-size:15px;font-family:Arial;color:#000000;font-weight:normal;font-variant:normal;text-decoration:none;vertical-align:baseline;white-space:pre-wrap;">"Grandma, that's not nice!" said Billy Bob </span></p>
"Din Din is ready you fools!" said Nancy, making peace signs.
<p dir="ltr" style="line-height:1.575;margin-top:11pt;margin-bottom:11pt;"><span style="font-size:15px;font-family:Arial;color:#000000;font-weight:normal;font-variant:normal;text-decoration:none;vertical-align:baseline;white-space:pre-wrap;">"Shut up." Said Nancy. and then she swallowed cock, deepthroat</span></p>
For "din din" they had beef soup, corn, and peaches.
<p dir="ltr" style="line-height:1.575;margin-top:11pt;margin-bottom:11pt;"><span style="font-size:15px;font-family:Arial;color:#000000;font-weight:normal;font-variant:normal;text-decoration:none;vertical-align:baseline;white-space:pre-wrap;">Nancy then walked to the kitchen and cooked dinner. After an hour and a half it was ready. </span></p>
When they were eating the food, Billy Bob started to choke and said
<p dir="ltr" style="line-height:1.575;margin-top:11pt;margin-bottom:11pt;"><span style="font-size:15px;font-family:Arial;color:#000000;font-weight:normal;font-variant:normal;text-decoration:none;vertical-align:baseline;white-space:pre-wrap;">"Din Din is ready you fools!" said Nancy, making peace signs. </span></p>
"Grandma! Help me!!!!!!"
<p dir="ltr" style="line-height:1.575;margin-top:11pt;margin-bottom:11pt;"><span style="font-size:15px;font-family:Arial;color:#000000;font-weight:normal;font-variant:normal;text-decoration:none;vertical-align:baseline;white-space:pre-wrap;">For "din din" they had beef soup, corn, and peaches. </span></p>
"No Billy Bob, you must die with Jolene!"
<p dir="ltr" style="line-height:1.575;margin-top:11pt;margin-bottom:11pt;"><span style="font-size:15px;font-family:Arial;color:#000000;font-weight:normal;font-variant:normal;text-decoration:none;vertical-align:baseline;white-space:pre-wrap;">When they were eating the food, Billy Bob started to choke and said </span></p>
"I put poison in the food, so you must die!"
<p dir="ltr" style="line-height:1.575;margin-top:11pt;margin-bottom:11pt;"><span style="font-size:15px;font-family:Arial;color:#000000;font-weight:normal;font-variant:normal;text-decoration:none;vertical-align:baseline;white-space:pre-wrap;">"Grandma! Help me!!!!!!" </span></p>
"NOOOOOOOOO!" said Jolene and Billy Bob.
<p dir="ltr" style="line-height:1.575;margin-top:11pt;margin-bottom:11pt;"><span style="font-size:15px;font-family:Arial;color:#000000;font-weight:normal;font-variant:normal;text-decoration:none;vertical-align:baseline;white-space:pre-wrap;">"No Billy Bob, you must die with Jolene!" </span></p>
Nancy threw the food all over Jolene and Billy Bob and said
<p dir="ltr" style="line-height:1.575;margin-top:11pt;margin-bottom:11pt;"><span style="font-size:15px;font-family:Arial;color:#000000;font-weight:normal;font-variant:normal;text-decoration:none;vertical-align:baseline;white-space:pre-wrap;">"I put poison in the food, so you must die!" </span></p>
"Eat my food!"
<p dir="ltr" style="line-height:1.575;margin-top:11pt;margin-bottom:11pt;"><span style="font-size:15px;font-family:Arial;color:#000000;font-weight:normal;font-variant:normal;text-decoration:none;vertical-align:baseline;white-space:pre-wrap;">"NOOOOOOOOO!" said Jolene and Billy Bob.</span></p>
"Noooo!" they said
<p dir="ltr" style="line-height:1.575;margin-top:11pt;margin-bottom:11pt;"><span style="font-size:15px;font-family:Arial;color:#000000;font-weight:normal;font-variant:normal;text-decoration:none;vertical-align:baseline;white-space:pre-wrap;">Nancy threw the food all over Jolene and Billy Bob and said </span></p>
Jolene and Billy Bob soon died and Nancy threw the rest of the food all over the floor and rolled around in it and she was a food monstress "Rawwaer!" She said.
<p dir="ltr" style="line-height:1.575;margin-top:11pt;margin-bottom:11pt;"><span style="font-size:15px;font-family:Arial;color:#000000;font-weight:normal;font-variant:normal;text-decoration:none;vertical-align:baseline;white-space:pre-wrap;">"Eat my food!" </span></p>
She then died because her bones are so frail and the food collapsed on her.
<p dir="ltr" style="line-height:1.575;margin-top:11pt;margin-bottom:11pt;"><span style="font-size:15px;font-family:Arial;color:#000000;font-weight:normal;font-variant:normal;text-decoration:none;vertical-align:baseline;white-space:pre-wrap;">"Noooo!" they said </span></p>
Hte end.
<p dir="ltr" style="line-height:1.575;margin-top:11pt;margin-bottom:11pt;"><span style="font-size:15px;font-family:Arial;color:#000000;font-weight:normal;font-variant:normal;text-decoration:none;vertical-align:baseline;white-space:pre-wrap;">Jolene and Billy Bob soon died and Nancy threw the rest of the food all over the floor and rolled around in it and she was a food monstress "Rawwaer!" She said. </span></p>
[[Category:Trollpasta]]
[[Category:DIALOGUE!]]
<p dir="ltr" style="line-height:1.575;margin-top:11pt;margin-bottom:11pt;"><span style="font-size:15px;font-family:Arial;color:#000000;font-weight:normal;font-variant:normal;text-decoration:none;vertical-align:baseline;white-space:pre-wrap;">She then died because her bones are so frail and the food collapsed on her. </span></p>
[[Category:EVIL FOOD]]
[[Category:Well, that was anticlimactic.]]
[[Category:English Class Failure]]
[[Category:Shortpasta]]
<p dir="ltr" style="line-height:1.575;margin-top:11pt;margin-bottom:11pt;"><span style="font-size:15px;font-family:Arial;color:#000000;font-weight:normal;font-variant:normal;text-decoration:none;vertical-align:baseline;white-space:pre-wrap;">Hte end.</span></p>
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