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(Created page with "{{NSFW}} THAT WAS DAY BEFORE THE NEXT DAY WHICH WAS NOT LIKE ANY OTHER DAY. THAT DAY (THE NEXT DAY) WAS THE DAY I SHIT MY PANTS FOR THE FIRST TIME EVER. AND THIS WAS REALLY SIGNIFICANT, CONSIDERING I NEVER SHIT MY PANTS AS A BABY BECAUSE I HELD IT IN AND ALMOST DIED BUT IT WORKED OUT SO I'M OKAY AND I'M NOW 22. THE DAY I SHIT MY PANTS WAS AWFUL. I AM FINELY ACUTELY AWARE OF EVERY DETAIL. ANYWAYS, I DON'T REMEMBER TOO MUCH ABOUT THAT DAY, EXCEPT THAT AT ONE POINT I WAS...")
 
 
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THAT WAS DAY BEFORE THE NEXT DAY WHICH WAS NOT LIKE ANY OTHER DAY. THAT DAY (THE NEXT DAY) WAS THE DAY I SHIT MY PANTS FOR THE FIRST TIME EVER. AND THIS WAS REALLY SIGNIFICANT, CONSIDERING I NEVER SHIT MY PANTS AS A BABY BECAUSE I HELD IT IN AND ALMOST DIED BUT IT WORKED OUT SO I'M OKAY AND I'M NOW 22 YEARS OLD. THE DAY I SHIT MY PANTS WAS AWFUL. I AM FINELY ACUTELY AWARE OF EVERY DETAIL.
 
ANYWAYS, I DON'T REMEMBER TOO MUCH ABOUT THAT DAY, EXCEPT THAT AT ONE POINT I WAS SITTING AT MY COMPUTER ABOUT TO BLOW A FAT ONE ALL ACTUALLY THAT PARTS NOT IMPORTANT. WHAT IS IMPORTANT WAS WHEN I TOTALLY ON ACCIDENT CLICKED ON THE AD THAT READ AS FOLLOWS:
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