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Ok, so one day I was masturbating to my poster of Justin (He's a sexy one) until I heard a knock on my door. I expected to be the same guy who kept stealing my condoms (for some reason) until I checked the window. It was a weird old guy holding something from his hand. For a moment I thought it was a condom. So when I was about to steal it from him, he gave me a greeting. ▼
▲Ok, so one day I was masturbating to my poster of
He told me his name was Joe and that he was giving me a game for free. I looked at cover game, it was an image of a Pokemon game. I was a bit excited since not only I'm a Justin fan, but a Pokemon fan as well. So we both thanked each other and then he left. After he left I went to put the game on my system and waited to load.▼
▲He told me his name was Joe and that he was giving me a game for free. I looked at cover game, it was an image of a Pokemon game. I was a bit excited since not only I'm a
When the start menu finally loaded I pressed start and then my game started to crashed! I was like "What the fuck?" I was not only angry that man gave me the game, but that I gave him a free blow job! When I was about to unleash my ultimate Shrek form the game finally began to work again.
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porn website which was not bad at all.
Soon I decided to play the game more to find out myself. Eventually, when I won my first battle a strange figure appeared. I suddenly realized that I was battling Gloop. He looked like something that looked like my dick. He had 1000Hp and was hard like my balls. It took me 2 hours to beat him. When I beat him, he screamed like a like a
After he exploded my system began to make sexy, but strange noises. Soon my game had exploded too. I then thought I was next, but then I looked behind me and THEN A SKELETON POPPED OUT AND KILLED ME.
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