THE MENACING MISCHIEF OF THE ULTIMATE POWER IN THE UNIVERSE STORY OF SHAGSONATH THE SPACE WARRIOR THE MILKY WAY ODYESSY ACROSS THE GALAXY ULTIMATE REVELATION PART III THE FINAL UNIVERSE-ENDING LIFE OR DEATH BATTLE FOR THE UNIVERSE (EBOOK)
And it was upon this day of final battle atemporal across all spacetime that Shagsonath did do Jihad upon his immortal enemy Dickward III the Torture. Dickward wished to win swiftly and wasted no time charging his spell of Instant Death Disease; little did he know that Shagsonath's Space Islam transcended death. They must battle by the sword.
As Shagsonath crusades upon his metre claymore of burning flames of hot fire, his 1000* Megadegree Knife(tm) was deflected by Dickward's Legendary 'Staff of Freezing Cold of Absolute Zero Coldness'. The ensuing shockwaves of each clash and parry destroyed planets, though all those aliens of Jihad did seem to float with their souls towards Space Allah.
"You will never win, Shagsonath! Ar-ha, ar-ha, ar-ha, ar-ha!"
"Well let me tell you a secret..."
Shagsonath's Ancient Gear had been activated: a perseverance gift from God himself, for spending so much time without food or water, in the wastes of the Booyah Dessert where he did commit Jihad upon the alien invaders.
Shagsonath awakened the Shuttlecock and at once his cock grew to the size of a shuttle. His years of training paid off as Dickward III was stuck pinned under his magnum magnesium dong.
The tip of the shuttle dug into Dickward's chest and charged a beam. Once it came, the blast flew like a shooting star of light across the other side of the universe.
But Dickward III the Torture, son of Dickward II the Balls, from Dickward I the Cock was not yet finished.
Shagsonath's penis began to shrink again, and Dickward teleported behind him - Shagsonath had nutted on November, leading to his downfall.
Dickward used the triple N loophole to drain Shagsonath of his powers, before casting again the Instant Death Disease. The Dick was overjoyed as Shagsonath's skin evaporated and left behind his skeleton.
But then, Allah came down from Space-Jannah and declared: "This month shall be Stop Sus September."
His word was infallible, so now the roles were reversed, for Dickward was the sussiest of all the impostors.
The skeletal Shagsonath set himself on fire and dived in with his sword, hitting the chest, right beside the stomach and Dickward III of Dickward II of Dickward I the evil necromancer breathed his last breath...