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At the end of the schooluniversity's semester, I burnt all my textbooks. I can't read so it was the simplest thing I could do.
 
(Note that since I live in my mother's basement I had her write this story).
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I forgot about the CD until the next day.
 
I got into the attic while listening to Daft Punk's ''Get Lucky'' on my iPod; sadly I misheard the background vocals, ''We're up all night to get lucky'' for ''We rob a Mexicansad monkeylow-life junkie''.
 
When I finally laid my hands on the compact disk, however, I soon noticed that all was written on it read: Chatroom 98 in permanent marking...(again my idiot instincts took over and since "chat" means "cat" in French, I thought it was about the 98th clowder{{--}}long story{{--}}or the clowder had 98 cats. But what I saw was much darker, scarier.)
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But Mu'''ñ'''anas #3 changed the subject entirely.
 
Mu'''ñ'''anas #3: You arehave singleno childsiblings, Talula Does The Hula From Hawaii.
 
Me: What? How did you know? Did you use my toothbrush? Is my teddy bear actually a pedo?