Team Fortress 2: Demonic Wrestling Hoedown

This one time when i was intern at valve softwear dot cum and i was fucking around with random shit and i found a hidden folder under one of the employees desk named "Nude Gabe Newell pics" this scared the fuck outta me and i threw the box out of the fucking window. It landed on a bus full of old faggots and it fucking exploded. "omg im gunna get fired" me said to myself and i I tried to hide the evidence by burying the remainings of the bus in Gabe's ass but somehow it didn't fit and i was fired. 

SUPER SCARY PICTURE THAT I SAW

Before leaving the building i quickly stole the bathroom and some useless cd. When i got home i decided to take a look at the cd.I stared at it but it didn't do anything so i decided to pop in in the toaster It started and led out a really fuckin stinking fart and i died. I was only mostly ded and started playing. It was Team Fortress 2 but instead of the normal main menu it was full of blood and a super scary picture. I started playing the game but something was odd everything was blood blue and i got very spook and HYPER REALISTIC GABEN POPPED OUT AND KILED ME

OBAMA'S FACE WHILE HE WAS RAPING JEFF

I WASN'T ACTULY DED BUT SUDDENLY I WAS IN PLACE NAMED ASS (IN UKRAINE) AND I SAW OBAMA RAPING  JEFF THE CELLAR IN WITH IS PINGAS THIS SCARED ME AND I RIPPED MY OWN EYES OUT AND I  WAS DIED.

THEN I WAS IN A REALLY DARK PLACE BUT I FOUND SOMETHING FAMILIAR... IT WAS THE BUS I SHOWED UP GABE'S ASS BUT THAT CAN ONLY MEAN THAT IM IN GORSAFAWDDACHA'IDRAIGODANHEDDOGLEDDOLLÔNPENRHYNAREURDRAETHCEREDIGION RAILWAY STATION IN WELSH AND I DECIDED TO GO A FANCY RESTURANT NAMED DICK'S ANAL AND ORDERED BATTLETOADS.

AFTER THAT I WENT BACK HOME TO PLAY TF2 BUT I FOUND A DEAD BODY AND THERE WAS A LETTER SAYING: 

"TO WHOEVER IS READING THIS: I'M HOPEFULLY DEAD

I COULDN'T TAKE THIS FUCKING SHIT ANYMORE SO I HAVE ENDED MY SHITTY LIFE

THERE'S ABSOLUTLY NOTHING WORTH LIVING FOR

SO I HAVE PUT ALL THE TERRIBLE THINGS THAT I HAVE WITNESSED ON THIS DISK

WHOEVER OPENS THIS WILL SUFFER THE SAME FATE AS ME

PLEASE DON'T NOT FUCKING OPEN THIS DISK

ALSO FUCK YOU"

Then i realised something; that was me laying on the floor and also I'M IN A FUCKING SHITTY TROLLPASTA

ALSO UR NEXT BECUZ OF REASONSZ!!!!!!!111!1111!1!!!!111111

This masterpiece was written by: EXPAND DONG (talk) 14:56, April 29, 2014 (UTC)