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Line 1: [[File:JIM AZAMA.jpg\|thumb\|312x312px]] <s>I'm a huge Tekken fan, much like everyone else.</s> Recently, many of my favorite internet pesonellaty start playing a game called Tekken. This peaqued my interest, and i began searching online for more ifromation about these games. Soon i learned tat tekkietekkie is a old fighting franshishe that used to compete with streeeet fighteeeer and korkal konkat, impressively. Because my internet piirs (like pewidpie god i love pewdfiepie please brofist my cavities pewdzzzz S2), i decided i wanted to get this game to play and become the best tekki player in the world so that i may kill JDCR and the other top tier scrubs who i saw at evo when my idol (pewdiepiedd) got elimitated immeadiatly and i needed revengeneance. So, i began. Line 21 ⟶ 22: I boooted up sten and then openned the store page for Tekken SE7EN (The most recent game in the seires), and then procedddded with slinging the Holla Dolla Cash in the screen, but nothig mappeneed. Since i had no other options i decided to go look for another way to achieve Tekkkkkkken SeSevenVen and <u>AVENGE</u> my bro, pewdzpdieasd. I found out, after muich search, about a garase sela on twitch.tv, sponsored by Scrap.TF. And so i went. After i arrived , an old boi came to greet me. He was wearing a cool ass hoodie that covered most of his face, and had what he called "Flamepants™". He said his name was <s>The Deiivl Insinde Jin Kazama thats trying to get into the world to kill everything</s> Jim (with an 'M' not an 'N' it's totally not Jin Kazama) Azakam, he handedd me a copy of the game. But the CD was complettly fucked up since it actually doesn't exist since T7 on PC is only available digitally, and the cover was completttttly blank edxcept it had '''TEKKEN.EXE''' written in comic sans. I slung my wad of Dolla Dolla Cash in his face and took the disc home. Now, i put the disc in the pc tower and began sparking, possibly because the disc sounded like it had no reason, but the game boot up fine. The classic screen with Jin Kazama posing while wagging his finger on your face showed up and it looked fine and i felt happynesws run trough my boldy, but then i pressed start, and for a split second, i saw Jin contort into something much more disturbingh. For that split second, Jin had dark eyes with glowing red dots in the middled. His FlameArms™ actually caught on fire, and it glowed an omnious red, brighter and fire-ier than the flames of hell itself. But it was just a split second so it was fine. Line 81 ⟶ 82: Good Game. [[Category:~~Shok~~WHAT ~~ending~~A TWIST!]] [[Category:Satire]] [[Category:Overused Running Gag]] [[Category:~~POINTLESS~~Vidya ~~VIOLENCE TOTALLY MAKES IT SCARY U GUIZE~~games]] [[Category:ENGLISH, MUDDAFUGGA! DO YOU SPEAK IT?!]] [[Category:Cliche Madness]] [[Category:Trollpasta]] {{Comments}}