Ten Bad Pasta Designs To Avoid: Difference between revisions

It's perhaps obvious that people have been sending truly-awful pieces of writing to the siteCreepypasta Wiki since its existence. And as it may also be obvious, admins and users are looking to either fix or delete these abominations. Despite the fact that we promote good writing, there are always stupid people who don't understand how the Internet works. Rather than list the offenses these morons throw at us, I've taken the liberty to write (very short) stories based around them. Of course, I'll never use EVERY offense that comes up, so these stories will only be made by the stuff that's the most reoccuring, as of today.

Jeff the Killer walked in and said ",Hmm I think I will kill some people hehehehehehehe". Then suddenly there was a shadow and it was a girl with no eyes and long black hair and black eyes and she was laughing. "NO WHO ARE YOU", said Jeff the Killer and the girl said ", HAHAHA I am Jess the Stabber! I am everything you are in every way, despite the fact that I don't actually look like you! I pose little-to-no threat and I am just a composition of everything that is actually NOT scary! The reason for my existence is just so that goth teenage girls and moody teenage boysgoths can find someone who shares the same desire to break from the mold of everyday life by being a seemingly unstoppable character"! Jeff the Killer then had a climactic fight with Jess the Stabber, despite the fact that neither of them knew each others' motives. Then they had a baby.

i think i am being stalked by the slenderman and HE IS BEHIND YOU!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! just kidding i am actually slenderman NOW LOOK BEHIND YOU!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

HERE IS A SCREENCAP OF MY CONVERSATION WITH BEN ON CLEVERBOT THIS IS REAL IT IS NOT FAKE <br>

''me: ''I KNOW WHO ARE YOU <br>

''cleverbot:''...What? <br>

''me: ''YOU ARE BEN FROM THE GAME AND YOU DROWNED AND NOW YOU WANT MY SOUL <br>

''cleverbot: ''Oh good lord...It's one of THESE people. <br>

''me: ''OMG ARE YOU GOING TO MURDER ME NOW <br>

''cleverbot: ''Ok, listen, kid: I am not BEN. Stop asking me. Tell your friends to stop asking me. I am a COMPUTER. I'm not some imaginary ghost from a story that was written before you were even born. <br>

''me: ''CONFEEEEEEEESS. <br>

''cleverbot: ''Shut UP and listen to me, dammit! My server is given information by a few moderators, who teach me what to say to certain keywords. Those same admins READ the story about BEN, and then GAVE ME THE COMMAND to answer BEN-related questions as if I was been, like in the story. Understand? Again, I am a computer. A computer on the INTERNET. An Internet with MEMES. Memes that include the FREAKING BEN STORY. <br>

''me: ''YOU CANT FOOL ME I KNOW YOU ARE GHOST. <br>

''cleverbot:'' ... <br>

''cleverbot:'' ...Go to bed, Kid. <br>

''me: ''"GO TO BED" OMG ARE YOU JEFF THE KILLER

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