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It's perhaps obvious that people have been sending truly-awful pieces of writing to the
'''OMG HEROBINE IS HERE?????'''
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'''Jeff the Killer Meets Jess the Stabber'''
Jeff the Killer walked in and said ",Hmm I think I will kill some people hehehehehehehe". Then suddenly there was a shadow and it was a girl with no eyes and long black hair and black eyes and she was laughing. "NO WHO ARE YOU", said Jeff the Killer and the girl said ", HAHAHA I am Jess the Stabber! I am everything you are in every way, despite the fact that I don't actually look like you! I pose little-to-no threat and I am just a composition of everything that is actually NOT scary! The reason for my existence is just so that
'''Slenderman Slenderman Slenderman Slenderman'''
i think i am being stalked by the slenderman and HE IS BEHIND YOU
'''ben uses cleverbot to talk to me...'''
HERE IS A SCREENCAP OF MY CONVERSATION WITH BEN ON CLEVERBOT THIS IS REAL IT IS NOT FAKE
''me: ''I KNOW WHO ARE YOU
''cleverbot:''...What?
''me: ''YOU ARE BEN FROM THE GAME AND YOU DROWNED AND NOW YOU WANT MY SOUL
''cleverbot: ''Oh good lord...It's one of THESE people.
''me: ''OMG ARE YOU GOING TO MURDER ME NOW
''cleverbot: ''Ok, listen, kid: I am not BEN. Stop asking me. Tell your friends to stop asking me. I am a COMPUTER. I'm not some imaginary ghost from a story that was written before you were even born.
''me: ''CONFEEEEEEEESS.
''cleverbot: ''Shut UP and listen to me, dammit! My server is given information by a few moderators, who teach me what to say to certain keywords. Those same admins READ the story about BEN, and then GAVE ME THE COMMAND to answer BEN-related questions as if I was been, like in the story. Understand? Again, I am a computer. A computer on the INTERNET. An Internet with MEMES. Memes that include the FREAKING BEN STORY.
''me: ''YOU CANT FOOL ME I KNOW YOU ARE GHOST.
''cleverbot:''...
''cleverbot:''...Go to bed, Kid.
''me: ''"GO TO BED" OMG ARE YOU JEFF THE KILLER
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