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'''ben uses cleverbot to talk to me...''' |
'''ben uses cleverbot to talk to me...''' |
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HERE IS A SCREENCAP OF MY CONVERSATION WITH BEN ON CLEVERBOT THIS IS REAL IT IS NOT FAKE |
HERE IS A SCREENCAP OF MY CONVERSATION WITH BEN ON CLEVERBOT THIS IS REAL IT IS NOT FAKE |
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''me: ''I KNOW WHO ARE YOU |
''me: ''I KNOW WHO ARE YOU |
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''cleverbot:'' |
''cleverbot:''...What? |
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''me: ''YOU ARE BEN FROM THE GAME AND YOU DROWNED AND NOW YOU WANT MY SOUL |
''me: ''YOU ARE BEN FROM THE GAME AND YOU DROWNED AND NOW YOU WANT MY SOUL |
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''cleverbot: ''Oh good lord...It's one of THESE people. |
''cleverbot: ''Oh good lord...It's one of THESE people. |
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''me: ''OMG ARE YOU GOING TO MURDER ME NOW |
''me: ''OMG ARE YOU GOING TO MURDER ME NOW |
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''cleverbot: ''Ok, listen, kid: I am not BEN. Stop asking me. Tell your friends to stop asking me. I am a COMPUTER. I'm not some imaginary ghost from a story that was written before you were even born. |
''cleverbot: ''Ok, listen, kid: I am not BEN. Stop asking me. Tell your friends to stop asking me. I am a COMPUTER. I'm not some imaginary ghost from a story that was written before you were even born. |
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''me: ''CONFEEEEEEEESS. |
''me: ''CONFEEEEEEEESS. |
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''cleverbot: ''Shut UP and listen to me, dammit! My server is given information by a few moderators, who teach me what to say to certain keywords. Those same admins READ the story about BEN, and then GAVE ME THE COMMAND to answer BEN-related questions as if I was been, like in the story. Understand? Again, I am a computer. A computer on the INTERNET. An Internet with MEMES. Memes that include the FREAKING BEN STORY. |
''cleverbot: ''Shut UP and listen to me, dammit! My server is given information by a few moderators, who teach me what to say to certain keywords. Those same admins READ the story about BEN, and then GAVE ME THE COMMAND to answer BEN-related questions as if I was been, like in the story. Understand? Again, I am a computer. A computer on the INTERNET. An Internet with MEMES. Memes that include the FREAKING BEN STORY. |
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''me: ''YOU CANT FOOL ME I KNOW YOU ARE GHOST. |
''me: ''YOU CANT FOOL ME I KNOW YOU ARE GHOST. |
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''cleverbot:'' |
''cleverbot:''... |
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''cleverbot:'' |
''cleverbot:''...Go to bed, Kid. |
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''me: ''"GO TO BED" OMG ARE YOU JEFF THE KILLER |
''me: ''"GO TO BED" OMG ARE YOU JEFF THE KILLER |
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WHY DID YOU BAN MY STORY. I'M NEW AND I HAVE A MEDICAL CONDITION. YOU SHOULD RESPECT ME BECAUSE I'M ON THE INTERNET. I HOPE YOU DIE CLERICOFDUMB. OBLITERATIONOFBOOGERS. MOOSEWEINER. FARTLORD. BUSHCRAP POOPDICK. PEE HACKED. ALUMPYTIIR. MR.ZALGOOFPOOSTA. POOPYVON53. SLOSHED POOP. FURBEARINGPOOP. SHINIGAMIPOOP. F&#$ ALL OF YOU (I CAN'T SWEAR ON THE INTERNET) NOW I WILL GO PLAY COD ON THE EASY DIFFICULTY. |
WHY DID YOU BAN MY STORY. I'M NEW AND I HAVE A MEDICAL CONDITION. YOU SHOULD RESPECT ME BECAUSE I'M ON THE INTERNET. I HOPE YOU DIE CLERICOFDUMB. OBLITERATIONOFBOOGERS. MOOSEWEINER. FARTLORD. BUSHCRAP POOPDICK. PEE HACKED. ALUMPYTIIR. MR.ZALGOOFPOOSTA. POOPYVON53. SLOSHED POOP. FURBEARINGPOOP. SHINIGAMIPOOP. F&#$ ALL OF YOU (I CAN'T SWEAR ON THE INTERNET) NOW I WILL GO PLAY COD ON THE EASY DIFFICULTY. |
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Written by MooseJuice. |
Written by MooseJuice. |
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[[Category:Satire]] |
[[Category:Satire]] |
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[[Category:Cliche Madness]] |
[[Category:Cliche Madness]] |
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