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The
message read; Bitch,
scrub.
What
a horrible thing to say, I thought. How can someone be so inconsiderate of
others? I mean,
I wrote a horrible reply full of swear words up the wazoo.
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everyone in the world.
"
man as he drank a beer.
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"Yes,
you did an excellent job, you shall be paid handsomely in hell money" It
THE TETRIS DEVIL DEMON.
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"Well
ma boy. You are lucky that good old Lucifer came to save your sorry ass from
death. Or so it seems. You were dragged here by TDD. So you
out anymore. If you were invited here,
it would be a different story. But you
I
asked him how I get out then.
"I'm
glad you asked, for to escape, you must survive a three floor Trouble Dungeon
set up by the one who summoned you. I.E the TDD.
possible to complete by a mortal. I always do. Good luck scrub" said Satan as
he teleported all of us out of the room.
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there for what seemed like a week. I played hell themed versions of vidya games
like, Call of Damned; Hell ops, Super
Demon Galaxy,
the Hedgehog. Then I got a letter telling me the Trouble Dungeon was
"Kompleatedid" Well, time to go die I thought as I left the room.
I stepped out of the room into a giant ass field of grass
and hills. The sky was a clear blue, and the sun was shining. This
like much of a Trouble Dungeon to me. Then I fell into a pitfall trap.
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"You
you. Kill him, and you move on".
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still alive. So I ran to the other side of the bridge to hopefully escape the
Dullahan . Long story short, I hit an
invisible wall, and Dullahans
Then I saw a shiny thing in the wall, forgetting about the
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trouble dungeon. What could it be?
Find out, next time on; Morte di un
starts right fucking NOW!
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I stood before an enormous pyramid. It was broken into
sections, like
"The final floor of the Trouble Dungeon, SCALE THE FOOD
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human torso fused to the ground. But it was made of chop meat and had six arms.
It also had a head made of sushi. He could shoot caviar out of his eyes and
lasers out of his hands. I was eventually able to slice off one arm. But I
eat raw meat. I continued to slice off arms, until it was only a torso and
head.
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and eat my requirement.
Now
a kraken made of cheese erupted from the depths of the sea. He shot yogurt at
me from his beak, then slapped me several times with his arms. He also shot
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crying olive oil. Then he started to sing.
"Somebody once told me that, I was gunna kill you,
the sharpest tool in the shed" he sang. He then began to dual wield a
rototiller and a lawn mower.
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way to earth. I could see the light at the end of the tunnel, I was free!
continued)
I exited the stare way and found myself on top of an empty
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The true final battle commenced, The two parried, blocked,
and sliced at each other in a true battle of chivalry. It went on for 200 days,
and 100 nights. But eventually, Obama sliced off one of the
as he sliced off one of
swung with all their might. Obama cut the TDD in half diagonally across his
shoulder, and the TDD decapitated Obama.
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me. I had bested hell, and was free. I stood up and walked down the street. The
sun was out, and there was a light breeze. I had learned a very valuable lesion
in hell, what it is I have no idea, but
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