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everyone in the world.

 

man as he drank a beer.

 

crocodile tails. They also wore tuxedos. They had a red and black color scheme.

 

 

 

I looked at both confused. I told them I have absolutely no

I was taken into a ware house, and thrown to the ground.

 

il est le patron. Celui que vous avez demandé”

 

que estábamos de buen servicio a usted jefe”

 

I heard it, a voice I had not heard in over a year.

 

you did an excellent job, you shall be paid handsomely in hell money” It was…

THE TETRIS DEVIL DEMON.

I saw Obama kill him. So I asked him how it was possible.

 

satanic ritual, and the healing magic of friendship, I was resurrected”

 

much shit was being sprayed that moment, I was going to die.

 

to die, fucker” said the TDD as he drew a sword that was waaaay to big for him

to use, but was still somehow able to.

 

the sword swung down.

 

sword was inched from my neck, but something was holding it back.  The sword was being held back by what

appeared to be a python with jet black scales, glowing red eyes, two arms and

 

know TDD that this is agents the rules of hell, correct” said the Snake.

 

TDD just nodded yes.  

 

ma boy. You are lucky that good old Lucifer came to save your sorry ass from

death. Or so it seems. You were dragged here by TDD. So you can’t just waltz on

asked him how I get out then.

 

glad you asked, for to escape, you must survive a three floor Trouble Dungeon

set up by the one who summoned you. I.E the TDD.  Don’t worry, I’ll make sure it’s somewhat

Demon Galaxy, Demon’s Souls,  and Beelzebub

the Hedgehog. Then I got a letter telling me the Trouble Dungeon was

 

I stepped out of the room into a giant ass field of grass

I landed in a giant maze. The floors were chain link and

there was magma below me. More shit fell. The TDD came over a loud speaker and

ass to the keys to unlock the door out of here before it fills with magma.

There are six keys, six locks, and six minutes to do this. Get your ass moving

angry face on one side. Then the TDD spoke once more.

 

didn’t think I would let a floor end without an epic boss fight at the end, did

you. Kill him, and you move on”.

 

I was transported to the entrance of a valley. It was very

as the second floor of the Trouble Dungeon” said the TDD.

 

step forwards.

 

severed head was thrown onto the bridge from below, said head had burnt,

charred black skin, with sunken in eye sockets with two blue lights in them.

spoke.

 

Valley of Die is a Dullahan. Good luck scrub, for it just ran out on you”.

 

the boss began.

 

hits. It was infuriating. Soon he ran up, and smacked me with his head.

 

 

He put his whip away, grabbed me by the neck, and threw me

into the ground.

 

he did this.

 

told him to stop attacking me and let me kill him.

 

 

He then whipped me 42 times in the chest. But I was somehow

stopped.

 

 

I told him yes, and that it was my gold. But he seemed

the TDD spoke.

 

would die on floor one. But regardless, the final floor will certainly be your

grave” he said.

sections, like the…food pyramid? Then the TDD spoke once more.

 

PYRAMID” he yelled. And I was given a giant bread knife.

 

 

When killed, they became piles of flour, but their weapons

is to eat a balanced diet”. There was an empty fuel tank next to the sign.

Thinking quickly, I grabbed a bread sword, and ate it. The tank filled slightly.

crying olive oil. Then he started to sing.

 

the sharpest tool in the shed” he sang. He then began to dual wield a

rototiller and a lawn mower.

He swung and I almost died once more.

 

 

sououl” he sang. But I was able to sing back in response.

 

sang. But my song did nothing to stop his. So I was eaten by him. But I was

able to cut my way out with my knife. But I failed. So I used my flame thrower.

And I burned my way out. I stood back and watched ad he burned to death.

 

mold” were his last words before he died.

 

Katana and said;

 

must fight me to the death once the dungeon is complete. Think of it as a final

boss of sorts. Prepare to die, you filthy waste of flesh”. He took a battle

his fight.  

 

 

Obama was wearing armor made of obsidian, and used a 20