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everyone in the world.
 
"That’s why you don’t play with Ouija boards”boards" said the fat
man as he drank a beer.
 
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crocodile tails. They also wore tuxedos. They had a red and black color scheme.
 
"Le patron nous a envoyés pour vous récupérer”récupérer" one said.
 
"Ven sin lucha, y no te sobrevendrá mal”mal" said the other.
 
I looked at both confused. I told them I have absolutely no
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" Ici,
il est le patron. Celui que vous avez demandé”demandé"
 
"Espero
que estábamos de buen servicio a usted jefe”jefe"
 
Then
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"Yes,
you did an excellent job, you shall be paid handsomely in hell money”money" It was…
THE TETRIS DEVIL DEMON.
 
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"Through the power of human sacrifice,
satanic ritual, and the healing magic of friendship, I was resurrected”resurrected"
 
So
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"Welcome
to die, fucker”fucker" said the TDD as he drew a sword that was waaaay to big for him
to use, but was still somehow able to.
 
"Say good bye, TO LIFE”LIFE" he yelled as
the sword swung down.
 
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sword was inched from my neck, but something was holding it back.  The sword was being held back by what
appeared to be a python with jet black scales, glowing red eyes, two arms and
legs, and was covered in spikes. But oddly enough wore a "My little pony shirt”shirt".
 
"You
know TDD that this is agents the rules of hell, correct”correct" said the Snake.
 
The
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death. Or so it seems. You were dragged here by TDD. So you can’t just waltz on
out anymore.  If you were invited here,
it would be a different story. But you weren’t”weren’t" said Satan.
 
I
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glad you asked, for to escape, you must survive a three floor Trouble Dungeon
set up by the one who summoned you. I.E the TDD.  Don’t worry, I’ll make sure it’s somewhat
possible to complete by a mortal. I always do. Good luck scrub”scrub" said Satan as
he teleported all of us out of the room.
 
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Demon Galaxy, Demon’s Souls,  and Beelzebub
the Hedgehog. Then I got a letter telling me the Trouble Dungeon was
"Kompleatedid”Kompleatedid" Well, time to go die I thought as I left the room.
 
I stepped out of the room into a giant ass field of grass
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ass to the keys to unlock the door out of here before it fills with magma.
There are six keys, six locks, and six minutes to do this. Get your ass moving
scrub”scrub" he said. Then the magma started to rise slowly.
 
I got the first two keys no problem, and then lava demons
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"You
didn’t think I would let a floor end without an epic boss fight at the end, did
you. Kill him, and you move on”on".
 
The Cauldron demon was a tough ass foe,
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I was transported to the entrance of a valley. It was very
dark, and a black mist was rising from it. "This is the Valley of Die, cross it
as the second floor of the Trouble Dungeon”Dungeon" said the TDD.
 
So what, this will be easy. It was not. As soon as I got
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step forwards.
 
"Arrrrrggg, you shall die, mortal”mortal" was all I heard as a
severed head was thrown onto the bridge from below, said head had burnt,
charred black skin, with sunken in eye sockets with two blue lights in them.
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"The boss of  The
Valley of Die is a Dullahan. Good luck scrub, for it just ran out on you”you".
 
"Ha ha ha! Time to feel some Pain”Pain" said the Dullahan. And
the boss began.
 
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hits. It was infuriating. Soon he ran up, and smacked me with his head.
 
"Feel the burn”burn" he yelled as this happened.
 
He put his whip away, grabbed me by the neck, and threw me
into the ground.
 
"Come on and slam, and welcome to the pain jam”jam" he said as
he did this.
 
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told him to stop attacking me and let me kill him.
 
"I will not”not" he replied.
 
He then whipped me 42 times in the chest. But I was somehow
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stopped.
 
"I-is that G-g-g-GOLD”GOLD" he yelled.
 
I told him yes, and that it was my gold. But he seemed
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"I am surprised to see you make it this far, I was sure you
would die on floor one. But regardless, the final floor will certainly be your
grave”grave" he said.
 
I soon found myself at a door. What horror lay beyond this
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"The final floor of the Trouble Dungeon, SCALE THE FOOD
PYRAMID”PYRAMID" he yelled. And I was given a giant bread knife.
 
I made my way to the grains section of the Pyramid. As soon as I set
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When killed, they became piles of flour, but their weapons
remained. Then I saw something on the wall. "The only way to live a healthy life
is to eat a balanced diet”diet". There was an empty fuel tank next to the sign.
Thinking quickly, I grabbed a bread sword, and ate it. The tank filled slightly.
So I must eat the daily requirements of the food pyramid to progress? I hope my
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"Somebody once told me that, I was gunna kill you, I’ll use
the sharpest tool in the shed”shed" he sang. He then began to dual wield a
rototiller and a lawn mower.
 
He swung and I almost died once more.
 
"Your brain gets dead, and your head comes off”off" he sang.
 
"All that glitters is blood! Only shootin staars save your
sououl”sououl" he sang. But I was able to sing back in response.
 
"CRALLING IN MY SKIIIN, THESE WOUNDS THEY WILL NOT HEAL”HEAL" I
sang. But my song did nothing to stop his. So I was eaten by him. But I was
able to cut my way out with my knife. But I failed. So I used my flame thrower.
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"All that glitters is gold! Only shooting stars break the
mold”mold" were his last words before he died.
 
I had done it; I had bested the Trouble Dungeon! I was
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"There
was one more rule about the trouble dungeon that I "forgot”forgot" to mention. You
must fight me to the death once the dungeon is complete. Think of it as a final
boss of sorts. Prepare to die, you filthy waste of flesh”flesh". He took a battle
pose.
 
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his fight.  
 
"Your luck just ran out”out" said Obama.
 
Obama was wearing armor made of obsidian, and used a 20
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