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So there was this guy named David or some shit and he was all like, "Lol, I should cook spaghetti, even though I don’t know how to cook.”▼
▲So there was this 27-year-old guy named David or some shit and he was all like, "Lol, I should cook spaghetti, even though I
That is exactly what David did, make spaghetti. However, he must have added too much mustard because the spaghetti came alive! And it was all like, "Why did you add grape juice to spaghetti?!”▼
▲That is exactly what David did, make spaghetti. However, he must have added too much mustard because the spaghetti came alive! And it was all like, "Why did you add grape juice to spaghetti?!
David was like, "Lol idk.” Which pissed the spaghetti off so much that it had the urge to kill David.▼
▲David was like, "Lol idk.
So it did, it took a knife and cut his throat and there was blood everywhere, like seriously was David secretly a blood fountain. Then the spaghetti cut his stomach open and ripped out his organs and there was more blood. Where does David get all this blood?! It was everywhere!
Then
Spaghetti then turned into a demon and went after
Then the spaghetti
Spaghetti then went out and had coffee at Starbucks, but the 25-year-old barista messed up its latte, so he ate her too, no not sexually you pervs. He literally ate her like she was a strawberry jelly sandwich. Then the spaghetti exploded, no wait
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