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I was walking down KH alone without my good pal Craig. The bus was late to pick me up. I was scared like shitting my pants as I entered Costa to receive free WI-FI. I was like "Yo Gok wan wanna chill & have a coffee?" Craig's voice became all distorted on the phone. I was fucking scared, and my phone exploded as everyone looked at me like I was a Zong. Just as I went to baby sip my coffee I could not believe that the man outside had ZibZob eyes. I was once told by a wise Sid that I will not be that one today, but I'll be that one tomorrow. No longer working at the paper shop or tossing notes out with Emma. No longer taking bets, I was fucking afraid of being in Costa ALONE. I called 999 on my spare Samdsung drug dealer phone and shouted: "Adam or Ambulance, please help me, Adam or Ambulance".
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