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On the first day of Christmas my true love sent to me, Dr Robotnik's big Pingas!
 
On the secondfirst day of Christmas my true love sent to me, two big testicles and Dr. robotniksRobotnik's big pingasPingas!
 
On the thirdsecond day of Christmas my true love sent to me, three juicy titties two2 big testicles and Dr. robotniksRobotnik's big pingas!
 
On the fourththird day of Christmas my true love sent to me, 4 copies of Knife Fights at Neddies three3 juicy titties two2 big testicles and Dr. robotniksRobotnik's big pingas!
 
On the fifthfourth day of Christmas my true love sent to me, 5 copies of Big Tits at Teddies 4 copies of Knife Fights at Neddies three3 juicy titties two2 big testicles and Dr. robotniksRobotnik's big pingas!
 
On the sixthfifth day of Christmas my true love sent to me, 6 donkey dicks 5 copies of Big Tits at Teddies 4 copies of Knife Fights at Neddies three3 juicy titties two2 big testicles and Dr. robotniksRobotnik's big pingas!
 
On the seventhsixth day of Christmas my true love sent to me, 7 quickscoped scrubs 6 donkey dicks 5 copies of Big Tits at Teddies 4 copies of Knife Fights at Neddies three3 juicy titties two2 big testicles and Dr. robotniksRobotnik's big pingas!
 
On the eighthseventh day of Christmas my true love sent to me, 8 shitty sanic bewm sequels 7 quickscoped scrubs 6 donkey dicks 5 copies of Big Tits at Teddies 4 copies of Knife Fights at Neddies three3 juicy titties two2 big testicles and Dr. robotniksRobotnik's big pingas!
 
On the nintheighth day of Christmas my true love sent to me, 9 sonic.exe ripoffs made by cockheads 8 shitty sanic bewm sequels 7 quickscoped scrubs 6 donkey dicks 5 copies of Big Tits at Teddies 4 copies of Knife Fights at Neddies three3 juicy titties two2 big testicles and Dr. robotniksRobotnik's big pingas!
 
On the tenthninth day of Christmas my true love sent to me, 10 retards that die in shitty creepypastas 9 sonic.exe ripoffs made by cockheads 8 shitty sanic bewm sequels 7 quickscoped scrubs 6 donkey dicks 5 copies of Big Tits at Teddies 4 copies of Knife Fights at Neddies three3 juicy titties two2 big testicles and Dr. robotniksRobotnik's big pingas!
 
On the eleventhtenth day of Christmas my true love sent to me, 11 Guys impaled by Jeremy kyles big dick 10 retardsdumbfucks that die in shitty creepypastas 9 sonic.exe ripoffs made by cockheads 8 shitty sanic bewm sequels 7 quickscoped scrubs 6 donkey dicks 5 copies of Big Tits at Teddies 4 copies of Knife Fights at Neddies three3 juicy titties two2 big testicles and Dr. robotniksRobotnik's big pingas!
 
On the tweltheleventh day of Christmas my true love sent to me, 12 monster trucks flying out of my ass 11 Guys impaled by Jeremy kylesKyle's big dick 10 retardsdumbfucks that die in shitty creepypastas 9 sonic.exe ripoffs made by cockheads 8 shitty sanic bewm sequels 7 quickscoped scrubs 6 donkey dicks 5 copies of Big Tits at Teddies 4 copies of Knife Fights at Neddies three3 juicy titties two2 big testicles and Dr. robotniksRobotnik's big pingas!
 
On the twelfth day of Christmas my true love sent to me, 12 monster trucks flying out of my ass 11 Guys impaled by Jeremy Kyle's big dick 10 dumbfucks that die in shitty creepypastas 9 sonic.exe ripoffs made by cockheads 8 shitty sanic bewm sequels 7 quickscoped scrubs 6 donkey dicks 5 copies of Big Tits at Teddies 4 copies of Knife Fights at Neddies 3 juicy titties 2 big testicles and Dr. Robotnik's big pingas!
 
On the 4 millionth day of Christmas my true love sent to me, 4 million whiny Douche dicks on call of duty bullshitting about how they fucked my mom last night after I quickscoped their fat asses!
 
Jesus, my true love is a fucking bitch!
 
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