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This was of course his plea for help from the peanut butter and fishnet overlords. Then his laborotory was invaded by the maidens of
“I have tickets to the state fair,” the shimp-picklesaurus said. “You can eat tons of funnel cakes and funnel spiders.”▼
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“I refuse to listen to such a chunky arthropod-vegetable-ferment-lizard,” replied Dr. Turboculosis.▼
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The shrimp-picklesaurus was unhappy and attempted to burn the doctor to death with a cigarette. However, Dr. Turboculosis was very TOUGH and MANLY, and the cigarette burns just made him TOUGHER and MANLIER. He proceeded to capture the picklesaurus and make it his personal lab assistant. This, however, upset M’Arton. M’Arton attempted to brain Dr. Turboculosis with a bust of William Shakespeare. The result was that the doctor gained the powers of the legendary Bard. Unfortunately, the Overlords caught notice.▼
▲The shrimp-picklesaurus was unhappy and attempted to burn the doctor to death with a cigarette. However, Dr. Turboculosis was very TOUGH and MANLY, and the cigarette burns just made him TOUGHER and MANLIER. He proceeded to capture the picklesaurus and make it his personal lab assistant. This, however, upset
Armed with their Health Maintenance Organizations, the Peanut Butter and Fishnet Overlords sent a lawyer to assault and batter Dr. Turboculosis. This wasn’t the average lawyer though. He was 300 pounds of PURE MANLY MUSCLE and wielded a crow. Dr. Turboculosis was not fazed by this.▼
▲Armed with their Health Maintenance Organizations, the Peanut Butter and Fishnet Overlords sent a lawyer to assault and batter Dr. Turboculosis. This
“I am able to beat you, for I am principled.” Then the pain began. The arrogant man shot rainbows out of his mouth. The whole room exploded in a fury of red, orange, yellow, green blue, indigo, and purple. Then it was black. When Dr. Turboculosis gained his sight again▼
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Before him stood a steaming, funky meatloaf. It blasted him with rays of gamma and cosmic power! It turned him from Dr. Turbowhozits into DR TURBOCULOSIS! He now had the powa! He now was an albnino taco stand seller! He was the hero Earth had no interest knowing!
All of a sudden, some REPULSIVE BAD DOGS jumped on him one day. They started eating his tacos and he ran away. He decided to drive to Texas to avoid the bad dogs. However, on the way, he was involved in a SHOCKING CAR CRASH.
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Some Canadians pulled over when they saw the burning wreckage. It was classic. They only words they knew were
MTV became OBNOXIOUS. The end. Just kidding. There were originally seven. We lost two. Josh stopped playing. Sure. Is it okay if I click this button? I put one in. Peaceful.
Peaceful.
Suddenly, the KKK appeared! They took the Pro Wrestlers
So
But Dr. Turboculosis
However, it turned out the aliens were mistaken for ADORABLE PIGS. The doctor went on to be a real doctor.
The
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The Overloads of Peanut butter and fishnets came down and shot him. But he was too TOUGH and MANLY to let being shot bring him down. He began to plot his revenge. Soon he would be back.
And
The REAL ductur, along a sexually aroused and gay Adolf H. Hitler(H. for homo!), has returned in control of Godzilla with a bow tie and a top hat.
Suddenly, Lawyer Crow Lawyer Man appeared with his crow! The crow was angry, but that was nothing compared to the lawyer. He had ballooned to 465 pounds of PURE MUSCLE. In one hand was the crow, and in its beak was the dreaded tool of every lawyer: a subpoena. The crow bellowed and attacked.
Unfortunately for the crow, the fartz of supah screw-you-up proved too much for the crow, and the crow died. The Now crowless Lawyer Crow Lawyer Man without a crow was now
We are watching. We are Waiting. The End is
The good Dr. knew it was time for this to end, with but a tought, he transformed into Morgan Freeman.
Fin. Packer.
The brontosauruses were a lie. Actually, Dr. Turboculosis continued his plan to exact revenge on the Overlards. He first needed some CIA connects. He sent M’Arton to get the attention of the CIA. He planned to stage a bank robbery, and diverted his resources to a new company: Evil Enterprises.▼
▲The brontosauruses were a lie. Actually, Dr. Turboculosis continued his plan to exact revenge on the Overlards. He first needed some CIA connects. He sent
This, however, backfired when M’Arton’s plan to get the CIA’s attention entailed posing as a terrorist. Fulfilling this role, he bombed the offices of Evil Enterprises, and the company folded.▼
▲This, however, backfired when
He was given a cookie.
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But not about the cookie.
It still had sprinkles. But the chocolate chips were
The company folded like a box. First the flaps, then the bottom was popped out and the sides were pressed together. Someone threw it into the recycle bin, and then the truck came and picked it up. It was taken to the processing plant where it was soggified, and pressed
Interprises Evil was nothing like its parent company. Instead of serving the wills of the Ductur, cuz he be an anti-hero! The ductur realized the story was getting off track, so he jumped out and slapped the writers!
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