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This was of course his plea for help from the peanut butter and fishnet overlords. Then his laborotory was invaded by the maidens of .__________. Dr. Turboculosis, fled to his chamber where shrimp-picklesaurus was waiting for him.
 
"I have tickets to the state fair,”" the shimp-picklesaurus said. "You can eat tons of funnel cakes and funnel spiders.”"
 
"I refuse to listen to such a chunky arthropod-vegetable-ferment-lizard,”" replied Dr. Turboculosis.
 
The shrimp-picklesaurus was unhappy and attempted to burn the doctor to death with a cigarette. However, Dr. Turboculosis was very TOUGH and MANLY, and the cigarette burns just made him TOUGHER and MANLIER. He proceeded to capture the picklesaurus and make it his personal lab assistant. This, however, upset M’Arton. M’Arton attempted to brain Dr. Turboculosis with a bust of William Shakespeare. The result was that the doctor gained the powers of the legendary Bard. Unfortunately, the Overlords caught notice.
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Armed with their Health Maintenance Organizations, the Peanut Butter and Fishnet Overlords sent a lawyer to assault and batter Dr. Turboculosis. This wasn’t the average lawyer though. He was 300 pounds of PURE MANLY MUSCLE and wielded a crow. Dr. Turboculosis was not fazed by this.
 
"I am able to beat you, for I am principled.”" Then the pain began. The arrogant man shot rainbows out of his mouth. The whole room exploded in a fury of red, orange, yellow, green blue, indigo, and purple. Then it was black. When Dr. Turboculosis gained his sight again
 
Before him stood a steaming, funky meatloaf. It blasted him with rays of gamma and cosmic power! It turned him from Dr. Turbowhozits into DR TURBOCULOSIS! He now had the powa! He now was an albnino taco stand seller! He was the hero Earth had no interest knowing!
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Some Canadians pulled over when they saw the burning wreckage. It was classic. They only words they knew were "eh”eh" and "aboot”aboot".
 
MTV became OBNOXIOUS. The end. Just kidding. There were originally seven. We lost two. Josh stopped playing. Sure. Is it okay if I click this button? I put one in. Peaceful.
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We are watching. We are Waiting. The End is near….
 
"…Daisies…”…Daisies…" the lawyer uttered, as if he heard a voice. He ran off screaming, but it was a MANLY – who are we kidding? It was a girly, pathetic scream. And Dr. Turboculosis laughed at him. And so did Gay Hitler.
 
The good Dr. knew it was time for this to end, with but a tought, he transformed into Morgan Freeman. BUTT…heehee….GAY HITLER was ready and he transformed into NARWALL MAN!!!!!!!! The good Dr stopped, Nawhwall man was the Dr’s fav childhood hero. The Dr could never sodimize an innocent NAHwahall MAN. The Dr had to face his fears and he did because he knew that potato was the true meaning of the declaration of independence. HE flew into Mr. NORHAwall man and they exploded into a pool of noodles except Turboculosis didn’t. They all lived happily ever after….and then they turned into Brauntosauruses and ate each other. What a beautiful world.
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It still had sprinkles. But the chocolate chips were actually… computer chips with secret nuclear codes on them! He talks in code now.
 
"000000101000000010001000”000000101000000010001000" he just said poodels. He just learned the language, of course he can’t spell. Screw you. No screw you. I will eat your unborn babies! OMNOMOMOMOMOMOMOMOMOMOMOMOPOTATONOMOMOMOMOMOM. Taste like cookies.
 
The company folded like a box. First the flaps, then the bottom was popped out and the sides were pressed together. Someone threw it into the recycle bin, and then the truck came and picked it up. It was taken to the processing plant where it was soggified, and pressed into... Interprises Evil!
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