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No he didn't.
 
The Overloads of Peanut butter and fishnets came down and shot him. But he was too TOUGH and MANLY to let being shot bring him down. He began to plot his revenge. Soon he would be back.…...
 
He's Bawk
 
And he's not alone…alone...
 
The REAL ductur, along a sexually aroused and gay Adolf H. Hitler(H. for homo!), has returned in control of Godzilla with a bow tie and a top hat. Living inside his appendix, the Dr. and Hitler are the fathers five mutated children with uncontrollable flatulence.
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Suddenly, Lawyer Crow Lawyer Man appeared with his crow! The crow was angry, but that was nothing compared to the lawyer. He had ballooned to 465 pounds of PURE MUSCLE. In one hand was the crow, and in its beak was the dreaded tool of every lawyer: a subpoena. The crow bellowed and attacked.
 
Unfortunately for the crow, the fartz of supah screw-you-up proved too much for the crow, and the crow died. The Now crowless Lawyer Crow Lawyer Man without a crow was now mad…mad....and crowless.
 
We are watching. We are Waiting. The End is near…near....
 
"…Daisies…...Daisies..." the lawyer uttered, as if he heard a voice. He ran off screaming, but it was a MANLY – who are we kidding? It was a girly, pathetic scream. And Dr. Turboculosis laughed at him. And so did Gay Hitler.
 
The good Dr. knew it was time for this to end, with but a tought, he transformed into Morgan Freeman. BUTT…heehee…BUTT...heehee....GAY HITLER was ready and he transformed into NARWALL MAN!!!!!!!! The good Dr stopped, Nawhwall man was the Dr's fav childhood hero. The Dr could never sodimize an innocent NAHwahall MAN. The Dr had to face his fears and he did because he knew that potato was the true meaning of the declaration of independence. HE flew into Mr. NORHAwall man and they exploded into a pool of noodles except Turboculosis didn't. They all lived happily ever after…after....and then they turned into Brauntosauruses and ate each other. What a beautiful world.
 
Fin. Packer.
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But not about the cookie.
 
It still had sprinkles. But the chocolate chips were actually…actually... computer chips with secret nuclear codes on them! He talks in code now.
 
"000000101000000010001000" he just said poodels. He just learned the language, of course he can't spell. Screw you. No screw you. I will eat your unborn babies! OMNOMOMOMOMOMOMOMOMOMOMOMOPOTATONOMOMOMOMOMOM. Taste like cookies.
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