The Amazing World of Gumball: The Thing in the Toilet

The Evil Toilet Man

This episode makes me never want to poop again. I'm not joking. This was a rollercoaster of terror and sadness. Please proceed with caution, and take what I say as a warning.

One day I was out in the yard when a white van labeled FREE CANDY pulled up. I walked inside, but there was no candy. All I got were two men, wearing gloves with deranged smiles on their faces. "You made a mistake, kiddo," said the one on the right. "We came here to lure you in!"

Me, wondering why a misleading sign would be put on a van with no candy on it, decided to protest. "I came in here looking for candy, and I'm not leaving until I get the candy!" I shouted at the two men. The one on the left said, "what'cha gonna do, cringe me to death?"

Considering what he said, I pulled out my phone (that I definitely did not steal) and went to Deviantart. The men were immediately traumatized by it, and threw tons of candy and a DVD at me. I left the van, but a penguin came up to me and said, "DO NOT PLAY THE DVD, OR BAD THINGS WILL HAPPEN!" I made the mistake of ignoring the penguin's advice and walked inside and plopped the DVD into my pirated version of a Gameboy Color that could play DVDs.

The Amazing World Of Gumball's intro started almost immediately, causing me to crap a brick. But I watched on, seeing the title card, "THE THING IN THE TOILET." The title almost made me crap another brick, but I watched on.

The episode began with Darwin walking into the bathroom, then he ran screaming out, pointing at the toilet. In there was a monster that yelled, "I WILL EAT YOU LOLOLOL." Darwin did the loudest scream I had ever heard, causing hyper-realistic blood to come out of my ears.

Nicole grabbed a bat signed by John Cena and The One And Only D-O-G-G and attempted to smash the toilet. But nothing happened. "You cannot destroy me!" he said, swallowing the bat down his toilet-y gullet. "Now it's dinnertime!"

The toilet stepped off it's foundation and grew legs and chased Gumball and Darwin down the hallway. He leapt in front of the two boys and laughed like a baby penguin. (You might be wondering, why have I mentioned penguins twice in this pasta? Because I like penguins. DON'T JUDGE ME.)

Suddenly, Gumball got a bright idea. He walked up to the evil toilet. "Oh, you're approaching me?" said the toilet. "Instead of running away you're coming right to me?"

"I can't perfectly execute my plan without getting closer," Gumball replied, taking a few steps forward.

The toilet opened its mouth as wide as possible to swallow the genetically impossible blue cat that was stepping toward him. Then, Gumball pulled down his pants and sat on the toilet's mouth.

The toilet jiggled. "NO, MY ONE WEAKNESS! CURSED YOU WATTERSONS!" he yelled before he faded back to a regular toilet. Gumball got up, giving Darwin a quick ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°), and then strolled off back to his room to watch The Amazing World Of Gumball Movie (which exists in this timeline). Darwin brushed the sweat off his non-existent eyebrows and walked into his room with Gumball.

After this horrifying experience, I don't think I can go back to normal. I should have trusted the penguin's (THREE IN A ROW) advice. I have not used the toilet in weeks, so I just poop on my front lawn. It ruins people's chances to buy houses, and even the white van stopped coming, which was a shame. I loved their candy and wish I could still eat it. But it's a small price to pay for my safety. Thank you for reading, and I'll see you on the flipside.

OH MY GOD MY TOILET IS CHASING ME RUN RUNNNN SAVE YOURSELF AAJIDJIJDIOJWDIJWDIOPJWI

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Credited to DarwinTehFishy

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