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Hamburglar went into alone to confront Ronald in his penthouse suite as the rest of the Resistance had to deal with the reinforcements Ronald had sent to protect him. Ronald was busy playing Shrek 2 on Xbox but knew exactly what had been happening. "You killed Grimace did ya? Hamburgler you're no better than me. You'll kill me and then you'll be an even worse leader than I was." Ronald said as he proceeded to shut the Xbox off. Hamburglar pointed his gun at Ronald's face and said, "you killed Birdie Ronald. You enslaved the entire McDonaldland into doing your dirty business." Ronald laughed before saying, "I did what was best Hamburglar. It was just business know what I'm saying? Besides you only ever cared about yourself and don't pretend otherwise. Don't think I cannot see through you prick."
Ronald then pulled out a large shotgun and began shooting at Hamburglar. Hamburglar tried to shoot Ronald but had no effect as Ronald was wearing body armour and lots of it too. "Now you die." Ronald said when all of the sudden two familiar voices began singing from behind Ronald. "That's right we are and we'd like to ask a favour of you!" Ronald turned around to see the wastebaskets dancing towards him. "Oh fuck!" Ronald yelled as Hamburglar punched Ronald in the face causing him to fall to the floor. He couldn't get up to fight Hamburglar back as the wastebaskets began consuming their next meal. "Hamburgler if you have a problem with me let's sort it out ourselves okay? We don't have to bring the wastebaskets into this!" Ronald pleaded as an unmoved Hamburglar responded simply with, "sorry Ronald it was nothing personal just business." "Oh... oh God! I'm sorry... Please
Leaving the Manor, Hamburglar returned outside to see that the Resistance had successfully killed all of Ronald's reinforcements. Hamburgler made a speech and said, "and from this day forward no more lives will be lost in McDonaldland for Ronald McDonald's reign of terror is finally over!" Everybody cheered even the miserable Mr Parks squeezed an apple in admiration for Hamburgler.
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