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Once upon a time....
There was a man named Bob. Bob was bored and wanted to go adventuring, so he packed his bags and went to Alligator Shit Swamp. The swamp was called that because that's where alligators go to shit. When he arrived at a picnic table near the swamp, he saw an old man. The old man said something. "Beware, young person, for that is the swamp in which the Big Bad Butt Monster resides. I would just stay here if I was in your shoes, but I'm not, I'm in these shitty White Vans that I got because of an equally shitty meme." Bob knew all about the Butt Monster, and his tragic past.
A long time ago, before the White Man destroyed America with fast food restaurants and Donald Trump, there was a tribe called the Buuti tribe, who had the juiciest butts out of all
Bob laughed it off as a "fable" for people to not go in the shit-infested swamp. He felt adventurous, and no man, beast, or butt monster would stop him from having fun. So he threw his boat next to the small port that was at the edge of the swamp. Right before swimming away, the old man whispered to himself. "Hope you like tasting ass, motherfucker."
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The next day, a newspaper came up. "Local man Bob found missing, last seen near Alligator Shit Swamp." An old man read the paper and said to himself, "I should've helped him, but I'm an oooooooooooold man."
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