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<u>==Act I</u>==
 
Patrick Star: *thinking to himself* Look at all those fools...they really are all gullible enough to fall for my act.
 
Spongebob: *knocks on Patrick's rock* Patrick! Wanna go jellyfishing?
 
Patrick Star: *time slows down* *continues thinking* At first, I liked the little square man, but he became increasingly annoying and baby-like as the years pressed on. *holds up Spongebob's Christmas party photo* I can never forgive him for what he tried to peak his nose into. Nothing like this should ever slip by again.
 
Spongebob: Patrick!
 
Patrick Star: *continues thinking* There is only one option available that can completely rid of his behavior. *Pulls out a second secret box* I was lucky that he never found the second secret box. *Pulls out a silencer pistol* *laughs menacingly*
 
Spongebob: Patrick!
 
Patrick Star: *hides weapon in his shorts* Cumming! *rock flips open*
 
Spongebob: Ready to go jellyfishing?
 
Patrick Star: *in a happy and seemingly dim-witted voice* Jellyfishing!!?? Sure!!!
 
<nowiki>{{*</nowiki>}}hops out of his rock with a smile*
 
<nowiki>{{*</nowiki>}}Pulls out a jellyfish net*
 
Spongebob: *happily* Let's go! *Starts walking*
 
Patrick Star: *follows Spongebob with a smirk of sweet victory*
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End of Act I
 
<u>==Act II</u>==
 
(It's a quiet day at Jellyfish fields, with only the sounds of a few buzzing Jellyfish to fracture the silence)
 
Spongebob: Hmmm...there's not enough jellyfish around here. Let's move further away into the desolate wilderness.
 
Patrick Star: *smiles out of excitement that he gets to be further away form the nearby town*
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Timecard: a few thousand steps later...
 
Spongebob: Oh darn! There's even less jellyfish over here! In fact, I don't even see one.
 
Patrick Star: *walks behind Spongebob* *pulls out a silencer pistol* *mafia music begins to play* *aims silencer pistol at the back of Spongebob's skull* I'm sorry, Spongebob...*smirks*
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Spongebob: *squirms* *tries to stand up* *wound regenerates* *bullet slowly pushes out of skull*
 
Patrick Star: NO!!!!!!!!!! *pulls out jellyfish net* *begins to rapidly beat Spongebob to death*
 
Spongebob: *freezes* *continues to constantly bleed* *passes out*
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Patrick Star: *pulls out jellyfish whistle* *blows on it*
 
<nowiki>{{*</nowiki>}}a horde of jellyfish appear*
 
<nowiki>{{*</nowiki>}}Patrick Star begins to run back to Bikini Bottom*
 
<nowiki>{{*</nowiki>}}The jellyfish smell the warm blood of Spongebob and flee towards the bludgeoned Sponge*
 
End of Act II
 
<u>==Act III</u>==
 
(The post-season 3 Spongebob writers are discussing the script's development so far)
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Writer 1: *happily* A-a-a-a-and then we have a Squidward torture porn scene!
 
Writer 2: Oh my god, that's genius! Great for the kids!
 
George Lucas: Yeah! And then we have Jar-Jar appear out of nowhere and do a hilarious-
 
<nowiki>{{*</nowiki>}}a nearby door bursts open with a flash of light*
 
George Lucas: *hisses* MY EYES!!!!! *shields himself with a box set of the Star Wars Prequel trilogy* *melts into liquid shit anyways, because he's the shithead that had full control of the Prequel trilogy and the re-releases of the original trilogy with CGI added in*
 
Writer 1: Who is this glorious god?
 
<nowiki>{{*</nowiki>}}a figure begins to walk out of the light*
 
Being: Give me back my show!
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Being: Says your god!
 
<nowiki>{{*</nowiki>}}The being walks further out of the light*
 
Writer 3: *gasps* It can't be!
 
<nowiki>{{*</nowiki>}}The being's form is revealed*
 
Stephen Hillenburg: *smirks* Oh yes it can...
 
End of Act III
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