The Bikini Bottom Massacre Incident: Lost Spongebob Script Acts I-III: Difference between revisions

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Patrick Star: *in a happy and seemingly dim-witted voice* Jellyfishing!!?? Sure!!!
 
<nowiki>{{*</nowiki>}}hops out of his rock with a smile*
 
<nowiki>{{*</nowiki>}}Pulls out a jellyfish net*
 
Spongebob: *happily* Let's go! *Starts walking*
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Patrick Star: *pulls out jellyfish whistle* *blows on it*
 
<nowiki>{{*</nowiki>}}a horde of jellyfish appear*
 
<nowiki>{{*</nowiki>}}Patrick Star begins to run back to Bikini Bottom*
 
<nowiki>{{*</nowiki>}}The jellyfish smell the warm blood of Spongebob and flee towards the bludgeoned Sponge*
 
End of Act II
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George Lucas: Yeah! And then we have Jar-Jar appear out of nowhere and do a hilarious-
 
<nowiki>{{*</nowiki>}}a nearby door bursts open with a flash of light*
 
George Lucas: *hisses* MY EYES!!!!! *shields himself with a box set of the Star Wars Prequel trilogy* *melts into liquid shit anyways, because he's the shithead that had full control of the Prequel trilogy and the re-releases of the original trilogy with CGI added in*
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Writer 1: Who is this glorious god?
 
<nowiki>{{*</nowiki>}}a figure begins to walk out of the light*
 
Being: Give me back my show!
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Being: Says your god!
 
<nowiki>{{*</nowiki>}}The being walks further out of the light*
 
Writer 3: *gasps* It can't be!
 
<nowiki>{{*</nowiki>}}The being's form is revealed*
 
Stephen Hillenburg: *smirks* Oh yes it can...