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In February of 2010, Billy Mays returned from the grave and started his own cable service. He called it, "Billy Mays Channels". In 2011, the cable service disappeared from the face of the earth. What you are about to see are transcripts of every show on every channel we could find.
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==Channel 1==
HIYA, HIYA, HIY-KABOOM SUPER HERCULES MAYS HAMMER!
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Billy Mays: SHUT UP OLD MAN!
==Channel 7==
==Channel 8==
(Billy Mays pours what may be Orange Glo on a pile of random objects while loud music plays)
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HAS THIS EVER HAPPENED TO YOU?! YOU WANNA WATCH BILLY MAYS BUT YOU CAN'T FIND THE TV?! OR THE BILLY MAYS YOU WANT IS SHIT?! BILLY MAYS HERE WITH BILLYMAYS.COM! IT'S THE BILLY MAYS YOU WANT, WHEREVER YOU ARE! MIGHTY SHINE, ORANGE GLO, KABOOM AND SO MUCH MORE! EVEN MY FAMILY LOVES IT! SO DOES MY DOG! LOG ONTO BILLYMAYS.COM RIGHT NOW OR I'M GONNA KILL YOU!
== Channel 18
(Camera pans down to a Graveyard while superimposed text fades in that says "RIP Billy Mays 1958-2009" and music plays when a wild Billy Mays appears along with an record scratch) ▼
▲(Camera pans down to a Graveyard while
Billy Mays: BUT I'M NOT DONE YET!▼
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