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They think of a heavenly, ethereal food that they may eat with honey, and they imagine bread. They can imagine it rising, and what it smells like, but bread had never actually been invented yet. When you eat sandwiches, you think that the meat it between to nice soft pieces of bread, but in reality, you are holding greasy lunch meat smothered in mayo between your sweaty palms.
They think of a heavenly, ethereal food that they may eat with honey, and they imagine bread. They can imagine it rising, and what it smells like, but bread had never actually been invented yet. When you eat sandwiches, you think that the meat it between to nice soft pieces of bread, but in reality, you are holding greasy lunch meat smothered in mayo between your sweaty palms.


Bread takes us to a faraway land, one that may blow another’s mind. We become delisional and concentrate on the world’s greatest food.
Bread takes us to a faraway land, one that may blow another’s mind. We become delusional and concentrate on the world’s greatest food.


This is when bread comes to mind.
This is when bread comes to mind.
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