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[[File:Weeee.png.jpg|thumb|Da cover]]This was the freakiest thing I've ever seen ! Okay so my little sister wanted some wierd old caillou dvd from a garage sale,I wasnt very eager to give the guy 5 bucks for some random sratched up dvd butmy sister wouldnt take no for an answer so I coughed up the 5 bucks. I tried to explain to her on the drive home that the dvd probabley didnt work but hey she was 6 she just said "okay." and blew me off.when we walked in the house the first thing she did was run to the tv room and popped in her dvd. I was kinda tired from driving her around(I was babysitting that day)so i sat on the couch with her. The menu looked kinda wierd and there were no comercials. There was just one option and that was play I hit play on the remote and instead of that awful brat screaming about how he was Caillou a new title screen apeared it said "Caillou and Little Bill have a play date" at first my sister had a wierd look on her face explaining to me that they're two different shows on different channels i was kinda surpirsed at 6 she knew copyright problems but any ways after awhile she settled down about it. the show starts when Calliou goes to the store with his mom,she ask's him to get the cerial,he then bumps into little bill. they both say they were sorry then Caillou says "Hello im Caillou,whats your name?" Little Bill then says "My name is Little Bill,my momma just told me to get the cerial!" Caillou then replies with "Me too!" They both laugh and as they both walk to the cerial a man comes to them and says "Would you like some candy?!" he then passes them both a bag of white pills. at first i didnt know what to think then i thought might just be bad animation. the man then said "dont let your mommys see it,try some now!" I was so shocked about what i saw next Caillou without hesatation said "Okay!" and tried some so did little bill they EACH tried a HANDFUL and Little bill's eyes went all swirlley and said "I feel funny." Caillou then said "Me too." they both then fell over and started laughing the man ran away as there moms came in to see what was taking so long both laughing crazy and slowley Caillou's mom shrieked and said Caillou whats wrong he satup with blood shot eyes and said "Me and little bill over here are gonna have baby together,aint that right Mr.Bill?" Little Bill sat up and said "True that shit yall's!" Little bills momma said "LIttle bill!" in a shocked voice what happend they saw the bags of pills and ran to the clerks counter and said to call the police when they came back little bill was getting ddry hummped by Caillou with his tounge sticking out he said we're having a baby Caillou's mom pulled him off Little bill. I didnt know what to say my little sister was crying i told her to go to her roomill be right there! i watched the rest of the video little bill started humping his mom's leg saying "I love you Momma!" un expectedly the screen shifted to liitle bill and caillou hanging themselves and the image went black and said in blood red text "Don't Do Drugs!" i was so shocked i broke the disc and threw it in the trash who would be that sick to make something like that from that day on my little sister didnt watch little bill or caillou agin and i couldnt look at them the same way again.
[[File:Weeee.png.jpg|thumb|Da cover]]This was the freakiest thing I've ever seen ! Okay so my little sister wanted some weird old caillou DVD from a garage sale,I wasn't very eager to give the guy 5 bucks for some random scratched up DVD but my sister would not take no for an answer so I coughed up the 5 bucks. I tried to explain to her on the drive home that the DVD probably didn't work but hey she was 6 she just said "okay." and blew me off.when we walked in the house the first thing she did was run to the TV room and popped in her DVD. I was kinda tired from driving her around(I was babysitting that day)so i sat on the couch with her. The menu looked kinda weird and there were no commercials. There was just one option and that was play I hit play on the remote and instead of that awful brat screaming about how he was Caillou a new title screen appeared it said "Caillou and Little Bill have a play date" at first my sister had a weird look on her face explaining to me that they're two different shows on PBS kids and Nick jr. i was kinda surprised at 6 she knew copyright problems but any ways after awhile she settled down about it. the show starts when Calliou goes to the store with his mom,she asks him to get the cereal,he then bumps into little bill. they both say they were sorry then Caillou says "Hello my name is Caillou whats your name?" Little Bill then says "My name is Little Bill,my mama just told me to get the cereal!" Caillou then replies with "Me too!" They both laugh and as they both walk to the cereal a man comes up to them and says "Would you like some candy?!" To describe the man he was an elderly black man with a trench coat and a gray fedora hat he then passes them both a bag of small round white pills. at first i didn't know what to think then i thought might just be bad animation. the man then said "don't let your moms see it,try some now!" I was so shocked about what i saw next Caillou without a second thought said "Okay!" and tried some so did little bill they EACH ate a HANDFUL and Little bill's eyes went all swirly and crazy and said "I feel funny." Caillou then said "Me too." they both then fell over and started laughing the man walked away as there moms came in to see what was taking so long both laughing crazy and slowly Caillou's mom shrieked and said Caillou whats wrong he sat up with blood shot eyes and said "Me and little bill here are gonna have baby together,ain't that right Mr.Bill?" Little Bill sat up and said "True that shit is pig fuckers!" Little bills mama said "LIttle bill!" in a shocked voice what happened they saw the bags of pills and ran to the clerks counter and said to call the police when they came back little bill was getting dry humped by Caillou with his tongue sticking out he said we're having a baby Caillou's mom pulled him off Little bill. I didn't know what to say my little sister was crying i told her to go to her room i'll be right there! i watched the rest of the video little bill started humping his mom's leg saying "I love you Mama!" unexpectedly the screen shifted to little bill and caillou hanging themselves and the image went black and said in blood red text "Don't Do Drugs!" i was so shocked i broke the disc and threw it in the trash who would be that sick to make something like that from that day on my little sister didn't watch little bill or caillou again and i couldn't look at them the same way again.
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