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Bobby Wright began getting bizarre phone calls on a Wednesday around 9 pm. This was after he had eaten chicken in a variety of ways for breakfast, lunch, and dinner for a full week without realizing it.
The caller replied, in a dreamy, almost singsong cadence:
Bobby hung up and went back to watching TV. As he was watching the sitcom Friends, however, and Rachel and Joey were arguing about who put the human head in the freezer, it dawned on Bobby that he recognized the voice of the caller: It had to have been his old roommate from college, Frederick Barnelby, who, to
The next calls he received from Frederick were not in human language, but more closely resembled the sounds that chickens make.
After midnight, there was a knock at the door.
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Bobby opened the door to find a large figure there, corpulent, covered in a trench coat, scarves and large hat so that nothing could be seen. The figure handed him a note, and when Bobby grasped it with shaking hands, he found the handwriting to resemble chicken scratch, but otherwise was readable English. It read:
YOU GUESSED RIGHT.
And sure enough, as soon as Bobby finished reading the note, his old pal from college collapsed in a greasy puddle. The clothes sagged over the amorphous blob, and Bobby shrieked for a full minute, air ripping through his lungs and throat, before running inside and bolting the door.
When the
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