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You know those ads we saw on TV
As I walked out of the room, I hear mumbled whispers saying 'he's gone.', I shrugged it off, but curiosity got the best of me and I peeked behind the door of my room; which was nearly closed. I saw an animated
"Is he gone?" asks the
"Yep, the coast is clear... but I feel something is spying on us, but I can't be sure..." says the Trix Rabbit, with a face of suspicion. I tiptoed to the door and thought: what the fuck had I been watching?
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"What do you know, Eric?"
I saw it behind the door, my
"WHAT THE FUCK DO YOU KNOW?!?" whaled the creature in a slow pitched voice, I had to giggle at the word 'fuck', I am sorry I did. The creature looked at the door and I ran away in shock, but I vaguely saw the creature take Eric back into the TV and they never came back.
I told my mom that Eric had been kidnapped by a giant man and she started to cry, I saw a
I fell down, bleeding badly, he took out a knife and stabbed my mother...the police came and asked me what happened, but my mother was gone...
I told them a man and another (kidnapped)
...Commercials are alive, they will kidnap us and make us become them just like the police, and possibly the
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