The Commercial Theory: Difference between revisions

You know those ads we saw on TV asback kidsin the '90s, well they're not true. Don't believe everything you see or hear, it just might be fake, well to start I was hearing rumors of commercials (like the one I will describe) killing people, I thought this as false until it happened. I was going to get a bag of chips so I walked out of my room, as a General Mills commercial started...

As I walked out of the room, I hear mumbled whispers saying 'he's gone.', I shrugged it off, but curiosity got the best of me and I peeked behind the door of my room; which was nearly closed. I saw an animated boyman, walking with a suitcase, one thing that was off was that he was looking to see if someone or something wasn't there and he finally shrugged it off as a sign of 'thank god', I saw a table where General Mills characters were sitting.

"Is he gone?" asks the boyman.

I saw it behind the door, my little25-year-old brother, Eric was standing in front of a giant mutant rabbit, Eric, probably, watched the whole thing like I did.

I told my mom that Eric had been kidnapped by a giant man and she started to cry, I saw a little boyman (he looked like the boyman from the commercial), and he walked up to me and kicked me in the leg...

I told them a man and another (kidnapped) childman had kidnapped my mom and my brother, they said, "YOU MUST BE FUCKING WITH US, RIGHT?!?", I told them 'no' and they replied "FUCK YOU" and ran away. Damn assholes I thought, must have been fakes, and indeed they were...but they weren't of our world...but of the General Mills world...

...Commercials are alive, they will kidnap us and make us become them just like the police, and possibly the boyman...