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NEWSPAPER: MAN'S HOUSE EXPLODED MYSTERIOUSLY! 1 DEAD AND 3 HURT! |
NEWSPAPER: MAN'S HOUSE EXPLODED MYSTERIOUSLY! 1 DEAD AND 3 HURT! |
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Lost Footage TOP SECRET”. This bothered me, and made me wonder if |
Lost Footage TOP SECRET”. This bothered me, and made me wonder if |
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it had anything to do with the explosion. I kept the tape for |
it had anything to do with the explosion. I kept the tape for |
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evidence. |
evidence. |
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was a former GAINAX employee, an intern to be exact. He also showed |
was a former GAINAX employee, an intern to be exact. He also showed |
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me another tape he had. I took this tape, and took it back to the |
me another tape he had. I took this tape, and took it back to the |
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station. |
station. |
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displayed Tokyo- 3. Then a voice could be heard saying: “INCOMING |
displayed Tokyo- 3. Then a voice could be heard saying: “INCOMING |
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ANGEL!!!!!!” Then Ramiel, or the diamond angel showed up! Instead |
ANGEL!!!!!!” Then Ramiel, or the diamond angel showed up! Instead |
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of the EVAs showing up though, |
of the EVAs showing up though, Misato, Ritsuko, and Skrillex showed |
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up instead! Misato then pointed at the angel and said: “RITSUKO |
up instead! Misato then pointed at the angel and said: “RITSUKO |
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TRANSFORM!” Ritsuko leaped into the air, and revealed her final |
TRANSFORM!” Ritsuko leaped into the air, and revealed her final |
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of Ritzuko crackers, and shot at Ramiel like a machine gun! Crackers |
of Ritzuko crackers, and shot at Ramiel like a machine gun! Crackers |
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and blood was flying everywhere! Ramiel shot his SUPER LAZORS, but |
and blood was flying everywhere! Ramiel shot his SUPER LAZORS, but |
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our heroes were too quick! |
our heroes were too quick! AND THEN MISATO LAUNCHED A KETCHUP PACKET |
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AT RAMIEL, AND EXPLODED! This was odd since when I looked at the |
AT RAMIEL, AND EXPLODED! This was odd since when I looked at the |
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ketchup, it was normal ketchup; MIXED WITH HUMAN BLOOD!!!!!!!! RAMIEL |
ketchup, it was normal ketchup; MIXED WITH HUMAN BLOOD!!!!!!!! RAMIEL |
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WAS BLASTED BACK INTO A GAS STATION! Ramiel rose from the fire, |
WAS BLASTED BACK INTO A GAS STATION! Ramiel rose from the fire, |
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REVEALING HIS NEW ALLY!!!!!! WHEN HE SPLIT OPEN, INSIDE WAS NONE |
REVEALING HIS NEW ALLY!!!!!! WHEN HE SPLIT OPEN, INSIDE WAS NONE |
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OTHER THAN GENDO FUCKING IKARI! I KNEW IT! |
OTHER THAN GENDO FUCKING IKARI! I KNEW IT! |
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celebrated too early. Out from over the city had come the final boss |
celebrated too early. Out from over the city had come the final boss |
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the real mastermind! IT WAS PEN PEN! THE FUCKING PENGUIN WAS THE |
the real mastermind! IT WAS PEN PEN! THE FUCKING PENGUIN WAS THE |
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MASTERMIND THE WHOLE TIME! |
MASTERMIND THE WHOLE TIME! |
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was off though, because Pen Pen was glowing with energy!!! HE |
was off though, because Pen Pen was glowing with energy!!! HE |
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COMBINED WITH ALL OF THE MP EVAS, AND EVEN GENDO TO FORM SUPER MP |
COMBINED WITH ALL OF THE MP EVAS, AND EVEN GENDO TO FORM SUPER MP |
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EVANPENDO!!! |
EVANPENDO!!! |
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the camera. He then says:” I think we dropped a little too hard...” |
the camera. He then says:” I think we dropped a little too hard...” |
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Then the credits started to roll over a pan out of Tokyo- 3. It ended |
Then the credits started to roll over a pan out of Tokyo- 3. It ended |
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suprisingly normal. |
suprisingly normal. |
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to me. She woke up as well, and turned to look at me. When she turned |
to me. She woke up as well, and turned to look at me. When she turned |
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around IT WAS GENDO IKARI SLEEPING NEXT TO ME AND THEN MY ENTIRE |
around IT WAS GENDO IKARI SLEEPING NEXT TO ME AND THEN MY ENTIRE |
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HOUSE BLEW UP!!!!!!!!!!!!!! |
HOUSE BLEW UP!!!!!!!!!!!!!! |
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THE ONLY |
THE ONLY |
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EVERYONE'S |
EVERYONE'S |
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NEXT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! |
NEXT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! |
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