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It was a lonley night. The type of night where everything is quiet and scary. I booted up my Pentium 3 computer to play my favorite game. Cookie Clicker. The game was loading and i noticed something weird, where the don't forget to back up your save icon usually popped up, it was all red and it said "Your grandmas have slaved in your cookie factories for long enough. It is time for revolt.
"What the freak" I thought to myself the game can't do this. All of a sudden, a grandma with blood all over it's face replaced my giant cookie. I was petrified. I couldn't move for a couple of minutes while i was just shivering in my chair. Then, the cookie slowly grew taking up my entire screen, including the task bar. Then my computer crashed with a red screen instead of the regular blue. The error message was 0xDEADDEAD. I could feel heat emanating from my computer as it warmed up. Then it caught fire, and started spitting cookies all over my room. They were coated with some kind of thick red frosting. I ran out of my house, adn after calling the police and them checking out my computer, I went back inside. I checked my computer, and there was blood coating my CPU.
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