The Cookies from Hell

It was a lonley night. The type of night where everything is quiet and scary. I booted up my Pentium 3 computer to play my favorite game. Cookie Clicker. The game was loading and i noticed something weird, where the don't forget to back up your save icon usually popped up, it was all red and it said "Your grandmas have slaved in your cookie factories for long enough. It is time for revolt." I was confused, I looked up at my grandmas and there was blood everywhere. What was strange, was that the grandmas were in all of my buildings.They were leaving the mines, working on the farms, and even in my factories, leaving a trail of what was presumably raspberry milk? This was an older patch mind you, so i was still able to scroll to the right and see the rest of my buildings. I clicked on the options button so i could maybe load my old save? I had backed it up, but not the way it wanted me to, I pressed load game and an error message popped up, it said "You have gained 6.66M cookies." Strange that it would act like that was an error. That seemed like a good thing? Although, I was pretty scared by the fact that it gave me 6.66M cookies, the number of the beast. It was making me nervous, what would the devil want us to do with a cookie game. Anyway, as the game started to load, the grandmapocalypse had started itself, without me wanting it to!  

"What the freak" I thought to myself the game can't do this. All of a sudden, a grandma with blood all over it's face replaced my giant cookie. I was petrified. I couldn't move for a couple of minutes while i was just shivering in my chair. Then, the cookie slowly grew taking up my entire screen, including the task bar. Then my computer crashed with a red screen instead of the regular blue. The error message was 0xDEADDEAD. I could feel heat emanating from my computer as it warmed up. Then it caught fire, and started spitting cookies all over my room. They were coated with some kind of thick red frosting. I ran out of my house, adn after calling the police and them checking out my computer, I went back inside. I checked my computer, and there was blood coating my CPU.

So i got up and stuck the end of the Computer in the trash can. I decided to try moving out of my apartment and into my mom's house, but when I showed up, my grandma was holding a knife and my mom was on the floor in a pool of blood. I screamed and ran away, but my grandma tripped me by throwing cookies at my feet. Then she stabbed at me, but I threw her cookies back at her. She fell over and died. But I was bleeding out now, and called 911. They assumed I killed my grandma, and sent me to jail. I am now writing this from the cell in my prison.

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