The Craziest Days Of Weegee's Life

One beautiful morning, Weegee woke up and decided to go for a walk in the Mushroom Kingdom. He walked past the Toad Village, he walked past the castle, he walked past some random gu-wait a minute. A RANDOM GUY?!?!?!?! Then the random guy said, "hai im bob". Without delay, Weegee tried to run away from Bob, who was chasing him. But, then, he fell off a cliff and died! But, wait! Weegee wouldn't die. He actually fell off the cliff right on the roof of Mickey Mouse's house. Then, Mickey Mouse came out and said, "Ha-hey, Weegee! It's me, Mickey Mouse!" Weegee looked at Mickey Mouse and screamed internally. Then, Mickey asked, "Say, do you wanna come join my club house?" Wait, what? Mickey's house IS a clubhouse? Weegee said nothing but, "Um..." "Well, alright, let's go!" replied Mickey Mouse. Then, they went into the clubhouse and there they saw Goofy from his Ferrari, Dolan Duck, Minnie Mouse, Rainbow Dash, Derpy Hooves, Jiminy Cricket, and Pinkie Pie! They were all partying hard and 420 smoking weed everyday. Then, Weegee joined in, partied hard, and 420 smoked weed everyday! But, that's not the ending, mates! Suddenly, he partied too hard and smoked too much weed. And then, you know what? He vomited and vomited until he passed out.