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I was thirsty and I needed to restock on tea, so naturally I wanted to get some. I picked myself up and I got in the shower. After drying myself off I looked out the window, storm clouds were rolling over. I had to leave the house quickly if I were to avoid the rain, so I got dressed and threw on a jacket before I left the house. The wind was smacking me in the face but I knew the journey would be worth it as soon as I got my Everyday Value Teabags. I opened the door to the Tesco Express, however as I walked in I felt the eerie atmosphere surround me; choke me. I felt surrounded by forces I could not begin comprehend. I waked around the four or so aisles that the shop had to offer and they were all bare apart from a couple of rotting jammy dodgers. I went to the checkout where a grim, tortured looking man was standing. His stare was sharper than knife. I asked,
 
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Every night now I think of the terrors that unfolded that day: the skeleton, the man and me not getting my Tesco Everyday Value Tea. I have to write this story because if that skeleton finds me I am more than sure that I will be spooked to death.
 
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