The Day Where Milk Went Bad, A True Story: Difference between revisions

So one day I was driving home from my fucking hard day at McDonalds. I was a fucking retardeddumbass little piece of shit intern there. It's pleasant, I know. Then, realization hit me like a brick.

I swear to motherfucking god I burst someone's fucking ear drums. Maybe it was your ear drums, you little bitchy ass cum spitting motherfucker. Anyway, where was I? Oh, right. I had to buy milk and well, if you're an average 199,768 year old like me, you know that it's an pain in the motherfucking ass to buy one jug of white ass liquid we call 'milk'. But, wait. If cows give us milk, then shouldn't it be called Cow piss? It's something called fucking logic, and nobody uses it sadly.