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''"Here, on the moon, I fell in love with a rock." - Future Emily, World Of Tomorrow''
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Story 3: The Finale
== Why?
I don't know. I don't fucking know. I knew, too. I've read creepypastas. I knew they were just setting me up for a stupid finale. But of course, since I'm a piece of shit, I did exactly what Nod was trying to make me do. Watch his shitty fucking shorts. I'm angry as fuck, so this one will have much more profanity than usual. And since I watched his shorts, he came to kill me. I'm smarter than this. I only got 1 B in my entire school life. So I'm a stupid bitch. And now I have to kill him.
Fucking nicolas cage.
== Before the battle
"Don't let bastards step on your hands" - Neil Cicierega, Spirit Phone, Spiral Of Ants
If you didn't know, I've been writing about Nod/Don's shorts since World Of Yesterday came out. This is the 3rd one in the series, so read the 2 other fucking stupid stories before this, so it'll make more sense. You should know what happens if you have too. Nod, the evil version of Don Herdzfelt, came out of the screen of my laptop and challenged me to a fucking battle. What happened was ridiculous. And fucking terrible. I hate Nod and myself right now.
== The Battle
I don't have a quote. And if I did, it would have been fucking horrible.
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I knew I probably couldn't escape. So, I did something that's really fucking terrible, and you'll find out why in the next paragraph. I reenacted exactly what happened in the end of Rejected. (If you YET AGAIN don't have the time to watch it, I started destroying the entire animation piece by piece and at the end, everyone dies, mainly because of the fucking insane things that happened before hand.) And, you might think that's the end AND also everything is fine, but nope.
== Epilogue
No more quotes. Ever.
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fin.
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