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John was in
his
was an old and wise man, but was not fragile. He was as strong as a man in his
twenties and knew how to throw a punch.
you found the strangest things: from old paintings, to weird toys and even an
old Nintendo 64. John was staying with his uncle and decided to go to the attic
and look through his
buried deeply. It may be wise to let that be, John.
made his way upstairs. The stairs were old and squeaky, the attic filthy. John
tried to search for a light button, but
Nevertheless.
ready in twenty minutes or something anyway. He decided to first look into the
box in front of him, which he did. The insides however were surprising: the
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of the box. It felt sticky and weird, but he thought it was kinda cute. He
proceeded to take it with him downstairs, to ask his uncle about the doll. John
opened the door.
uncle collapsed right there, on the floor. John screamed.
No response. Blood started streaming from every hole of his
even from that one. I know what
Why did his uncle die? What even happened? He decided to put it all together.
First he found the doll, then he went downstairs, he showed the doll, and… The
doll! Where was that little octopus? There was no sign of him in the room,
other than a slimy trail leading upstairs. John
where could that little octopus have gone? He also
John walked up the stairs. The squeaking sounded even worse than before. Did I
mention his uncle had a medieval weapon arsenal? Well, he has one.
okay with that? Well,
can do what the fuck ever I wanna do okay? You wanna fucking fight? Come at me
mate!
again… Oh yeah! John was now on the second floor. He walked to the medieval
weapon arsenal, and grabbed an ancient longsword.
otherwise his name
Wait, it
knew were the creature was hiding. You know what? I
anymore.
boring. BOOM TIMESKIP (Attack on Titan style baby). He and the monster stood
face to face. The giant octopus spoke.
dueeeeeel….
ten steps both. Wait…
with a mighty roar, John attacked. His battle cry scared the beast so much,
that it let out a fart. But this was not a regular fart. See, the monster had
eaten TACO BELL last night! So, the room, and John, was covered in diarrhea.
But he did not give up. With a slash of his sword that could kill a giant John
killed the creature, blood spurting everywhere. The
realistic and blood-red, not his old button eyes. The
were:
John sat in
his room. In his hand he had a few shrooms. He said:
high right now, I
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