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you found the strangest things: from old paintings, to weird toys and even an
old Nintendo 64. John was staying with his uncle and decided to go to the attic
and look through his uncle's stuff. The old man said: ''Some things there are
buried deeply. It may be wise to let that be, John.'' John waved him away and
made his way upstairs. The stairs were old and squeaky, the attic filthy. John
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of the box. It felt sticky and weird, but he thought it was kinda cute. He
proceeded to take it with him downstairs, to ask his uncle about the doll. John
opened the door. ''Look what I fou-'' He didn't came further than that, for his
uncle collapsed right there, on the floor. John screamed. ''Uncle? … Uncle!''
No response. Blood started streaming from every hole of his uncle's body (Yes,
even from that one. I know what you're thinking. Pervert.) John started crying.
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anymore. Let's just skip to the duel because this shit is getting motherfucking
boring. BOOM TIMESKIP (Attack on Titan style baby). He and the monster stood
face to face. The giant octopus spoke. ''Joooooooooohn… Weeeeeeee will
dueeeeeel….'' John responded: ''K den.'' So they stood back to back, and set
ten steps both. Wait… That's only with guns, isn't it? Nah, screw it. Then,
with a mighty roar, John attacked. His battle cry scared the beast so much,
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killed the creature, blood spurting everywhere. The creature's eyes turned
realistic and blood-red, not his old button eyes. The octopus' final words
were: ''I should noooooooooot have eeeeeeeaten that Loaded Griiiiiiilleeeeeer
Menu……'' It then vanished, back to the Underworld where it came from.
 
John sat in
his room. In his hand he had a few shrooms. He said: ''Oh man, I'm so fucking
high right now, I don't even know where I am…..''
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