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Shittynosleep's death was enough to make me realise that my attempts to hold off Jack Reacherounds finale hoping for the lord of the rings series to shit on was foolish. As Jack had [[The Uncalled For Return of Jack Reacheround]] taught me, you have to reach out and jack off your chances when they arise, and so even if no one reads this, here it is, lazily dashed off as can be.
|taught]] me, you have to reach out and jack off your chances when they arise, and so even if no one reads this, here it is, lazily dashed off as can be.
 
With no cock or le ironic subreddit to enjoy, I tried watching netflix's masterpiece the grey man to spite bezoz by supporting his rival's attempt on the modern yet sensitive liberal hardman, Court Gentry, the <s>gay</s> Grey Man.
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It was only days later we realized that we'd left Lee behind, and so our efforts had been worthless.
 
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