The Gardener Is Coming

One day, I was at home chillin and writing my grocer list on my iPad and I went in my notes to type it and it said. The gardener is comming... I said wtf and continued to get ready. Then I heard my email thing and checked I and it said the gardener is coming... I got scarred, so I went to my bathroom sink and washed my face . Then a fax thing came in and it said the gardener is comming... In red letters. Goddamnit, my ink was being used. So I got my gun and ran outside and yelled ho the he,ll is the gardener. A dinosaur thing came and said I am and it bit me. I turned into a dinosaur. It was scary. Rooooaaaaarrrhhh.

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