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Once upon a time there was a man who was driving home from work. He pulled into a gas station because he needed gas. While it was filling up he went into the gas station store. There was not much inside other than some snacks and drinks. So anyway he buys a meal and gos to the clerk and hands hims his card. As he was reaching into pocket to get his card to pay for the meal he saw the man
"Sir! It seems you have poopyed you're pants!" the man shouted out. The clerk heard what the man had said and killed him slef on the spat. The man was in shock he could not belve what had happened. The man tried to run out of the store but the doors where were locked. The man turned his head to look back at the clerk was no longer a human but instead was a man made of poopy mess. The Poopy monster was flying and and the man tried to run to the bakc exit but the poopy was spreading. It covered the store he was going to dorwn of the poopoo.
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As he blow the big basterd up bit by bit he said his final line, "Poop... groovy" and blow the fecker up. The body off the clerk dropped form the poop and he woke up. "You saved me!" the clerk scream in joy "you saved me kind stranger!". The man shot the clerk in the head "take that you basterd". He walked out of the store right as his tank was full and didn't pay. What a badass. The end. Bye.
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