The Ghost
Chapter 1: There was a ghost.
Chapter 2: Jhon went to a building. He heard a whisper behind him. It was a ghost.
Chapter 3: Jhon was very scared so he truned round. A gasp of pure fear escaped him. It was a ghost.
Chapter 4: Jhon was very scared so he truned round again.
Chapter 5: Jhon was very scared so he truned round and ran...
straight into the ghost (since he'd truned round three times)
Chapter 6: Jhon was eaten by the ghost.
Chapter 6.5: Jhon was ejaculated out of the ghost's arse.
Chapter 7: Jhon was very scared and covered in siht so he truned round and ran.
Chapter 8: Jhon reached a stall selling dead batteries. These batteries were given out free of charge, so he just took a few and while the ghost was chasing him he created a circuit using these batteries and a light bulb (don't ask me where that came from). The ghost was getting closer! OH SIHHT! So Jhon completed the circuit and as the ghost came closer and passed it it got electrocuted! But Jhon was electrocuted too. As he died, Jhon was very scared so he truned round and saw that he WAS the ghost!!! He had been the ghost all along! He was dead! Jhon was very scared of this so he truned round doing wheelies.
Chapter 8 - Ghetto Edition: Jhon reached a stall selling dead batteries. These batteries waz given out free o’ charge, so da idiot just borrowed a few an’ while da ghost waz chasing him da idiot created a circuit using these batteries an’ a light bulb (don’t ask me where that came from). da ghost waz getting closer! OH SIHHT! So Jhon completed da circuit an’ as da ghost came closer an’ passed da thang it got electrocuted! But Jhon waz electrocuted too. As da idiot died, Jhon waz very scared so da idiot truned round an’ saw that da idiot waz da ghost!!! da idiot waz havin’ b’in da ghost all along! da idiot waz dead! Jhon waz very scared o’ this so da idiot truned round doing wheelies.