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Once upon a time, I went to the store to pick up a couple of bagels. I then went to the clerk, who told me he couldn't let me purchase my bagels because I haven't shoved them up my ass today yet.
That's when I knew there was some spooky stuff going on... probably with skeletons.
I said, "I don't usually have to do that".
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"You have to from now on", said the clerk in his hyper-realistic voice that was so weird because I didn't purchase the hearing aides to be able to hear sound with that well of quality.
▲By the way I'm 9 years old at this point.
Anyways...
"Why?" I says to the man.
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And I'm all like "heph heph heph" cause I'm having this huge stroke for some reason.
Turns out to not be a stroke but possession by Evil Demon Spirit Mecha Pirate Robot Ghost Kings
So apparently when I was possessed, I immediately went to the candy aisle and shoved it all into my bag that could carry any amount of things and then I took off in my scooter that I pulled out of the bag and rode around the store screaming "TRUE SUFFERING IS NOT KNOWN" I don't know why though. pfft porbably somethin dumb
Tehn I left the palace and I realized my gams were really strong gams. I started calling my legs gams because I had been sent back in time to 1943.
▲Tehn I left the palace and I realized my gams were really strong gams. I started calling my legs gams because I had been sent back in time to 1943. Pedophiles were being like, "Hey girl, those gams wanna get in mah jams" and I was like bam... cause I hit them in the face.
And then I realized my gams were gifts and used them to perform in concert shows. Little did I know that my energy was being sucked out and I was going to become coma soon.
Later, the Evil Demon Spirit Mecha Pirate Robot Ghost Kings
▲Later, the Evil Demon Spirit Mecha Pirate Robot Ghost Kings<span style="color:rgb(37,37,37);font-family:sans-serif;line-height:22.399999618530273px;">(™)</span> came to me and bit me. I realized that they were there all along, sucking the energy out of every part of my body except the gams.
The top half of my body went bye-bye and my gams are still alive to this day, performing shows. I have only learned to communicate on computer machine through these gams.
That is when I realize that gam is gift.
==Conklevision==
This is spooky tale that gets a spooker rating of 6/4.
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