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After I was congratulating myself for a good vape sesh and being vegan, I heard a scratching noise again. Turns out I left my sock on vibrate mode again. How could I be so foolish?
 
I took my crusty, dirty and sweaty socks to the laundry room in my apartment building and put them in. I fell asleep on top of the washing machine and was awoken by a little giggle. I woke up to see a gnome. It was an evil gnome and he was spouting something about…newsabout...news? I think.
 
I asked the gnome for his name and he just turned around and said 
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"What the fuck does that mean?"
 
"Shhhhhh…Shhhhhh....." Mr. Trump said as he pressed his finger on my lips. 
 
"What do we do in operation F.A.G.G.O.T?" I asked.
 
"We build a wall…wall... To keep the Goblins out."
 
"Yes sir!" I proclaimed as I saluted him.