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I asked the gnome for his name and he just turned around and said
"K K K K K K K K K K KEEMSTAAAAAR.
I have no idea what this means but by the time my brain had processed what had just happened to me the little gnome scurried off.
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It was my sock.
"YOU DIRTY
Maybe these guys aren’t as bad as I thought, I thought to myself.
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Donald Trump also explained to me how Goblins are the root of all negative things: Rape, murder and high crime rates to name a few.
"That’s why we need to eliminate the Mexicans.
Mr. Trump handed me an AR-15 and told me that we would be landing in Mexico city in 4 hours and to get ready to commence operation F.A.G.G.O.T.
"It stands for Friendly Augmented Grubby Goblin Oppressive Troll.
"What the fuck does that mean?
"Shhhhhh…..
"What do we do in operation F.A.G.G.O.T?
"We build a wall… To keep the Goblins out.
"Yes sir!
"Keep that up and soon you’ll be inheriting a small loan of a million dollars.
We flew off into the sunset as the sun slowly morphed into Donald Trump’s face.
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